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Mexican 13-Year-Old is Youngest Psychologist in the World, Available for Tutoring


What were you doing when you were 13 years old? Chances are, if you were like any of us, you were probably playing outside with all your vecinos until your ma’ yelled from the kitchen window, “¡¿Ya hiciste la tarea?!” You were in junior high and felt awkward AF.

But 13-year-old Dafne Almazán is not like any of us. She’s the youngest psychologist in the world. Say whaaaat? That’s right, Dafne is from México and she just graduated with a bachelor’s degree in psychology from the Monterrey Institute of Technology and Higher Education (ITESM) in Mexico City. She won’t be listening to your problems any time soon, though, she’s busy getting her master’s degree, practicing tae kwon do, playing the piano and tutoring kids. You know, NBD.

And Almazán is not the only one with the smarts in her family, who, btw, learned to read and write at age 2, she’s actually the youngest prodigy of three. Wonder what they talk about over family dinners?

“I just try to be the best at everything,” she tells Fox News Latino. “I want to get the most out of myself.”

That might be an understatement.

If you want to know how many other ways Almazán kicks ass, read the full article here.

READ: Why Do You Sound Smart if You Don’t Sound Latino?

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Something Washed Up On the Shore in Paraguay and People are Screaming "Chupacabra"

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Something Washed Up On the Shore in Paraguay and People are Screaming “Chupacabra” / YouTube

When’s the last time you heard of anything interesting happening in Paraguay? Well, that changes today my friends! The carcass of an unidentified animal washed up on the shore in Itapua, Paraguay and the locals are almost positive it is the lifeless body of none other than the… CHUPACABRA.

It all started Oct. 21 when this thing showed up on the shore.

Officials think that the creature is just a common monkey that has been dead long enough to start decomposing. The creature has been decomposing for so long that it’s tough to verify *exactly* what it is. But the small hands and feet lead officials to think it is a monkey or a karajá.

Like, why are people even touching it…

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“That’s caca. No lo toques.” – Every mom ever.

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But Paraguyans insist that the creature is, in fact, the deadly and legendary chupacabra.

And if they are right, that means the chupacabra has now made it’s way from Puerto Rico to Mexico and now to Paraguay.

Maybe it is, but it’s probably not.

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Seriously. Take a look at this thing.

It. Has. Fingernails.

READ: There’s a 20-Foot Shark Chillin’ in Mexico and People are Losing Their S***

Whatever it is, let it rest in peace.

Credit: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince / 20th Century Fox / mavieserasibelle / Tumblr

Right behind you, girl.

Check out the news footage below:

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