Young Ted Cruz was the Perfect Movie Villain
Over the weekend, someone leaked a video of a young Ted Cruz talking about his future dreams, and it’s clear he was considering much loftier goals than the presidency. Cruz ends up sounding like he’s auditioning to become a movie villain (or someone who watched one too many episodes of Pinky & The Brain).
Here’s the video that is making the rounds.
Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube
To sum it up, Cruz wants to power, money, and, of course, world domination. this young Ted Cruz can take the power whenever he wants so watch out.
It all starts with an incredibly corny joke about what aspiration means.
Funny, Ted…real funny.
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But then he got serious and admitted what his future goals really are.
Of course that’s only after becoming rich, powerful, and starring in a “teen tit” film like Malibu Bikini Shop.
Sounds like he could have become a really good movie villain…
Credit: Universal
What did Ted Cruz’s father think about his son taking over the world?
Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube
What did Ted Cruz’s father think about his son taking over the world?
Who would have known that Ted Cruz’s father was a shade queen before being a shade queen was even a thing?
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Now we wait for Ted Cruz to respond. Maybe during the Jan. 28 Republican debate?
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