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This Woman Looks Just Like Ted Cruz And She’s Not The Only One

By April 22, 2016 at 3:18 pm

With so many people on this planet – 7.4 billion and counting – it’s been said that we each have at least one doppelgänger walking around Earth. If you’re lucky, you’ve got more than one doppelgänger. Ted Cruz is one of the lucky ones. Why? Because Cruz has at least five *confirmed* look-alikes – and those are just the humans.

There’s this recent guest from “Maury”…

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Don’t worry, he is NOT the father. BTW, Searcy Hayes, the woman whose appearance on “Maury” made her a viral sensation, has reportedly agreed to do a short porn video for $10,000.

There’s the OG Ted Cruz doppelgänger, Kevin, from “The Office”…

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There’s also college basketball star Grayson Allen from Duke…

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And you can’t forget about Grandpa Munster from “The Munsters”…

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Oh, and there’s this dog…

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And this blobfish…

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And, of course, there’s the lead singer of ’80s hair metal band Stryper.

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The Internet was having so much fun with this one that they began pushing a rumor that Ted Cruz was actually the singer of Stryper.

The Cruz-Stryper thing became so huge that Jimmy Kimmel actually asked Cruz about it during a recent interview…

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And Cruz answered like a true politician:

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Watch the clip:

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WATCH: Ted Cruz Confirms He IS The Zodiac Killer

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With A Suegra Like This, It's No Wonder You Left Him

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With A Suegra Like This, It’s No Wonder You Left Him

By Trilce Ortiz April 25, 2016 at 9:14 am

Suegras are very much like the loto: you’re lucky if you end up winning her over. But whether she cooks your favorite chilaquiles or complains about you on a regular basis, la suegra is here to stay.

The Celosa

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This one didn’t win a daughter, she lost an hijo.

The “I know Better”

Everything you do she can do better, from fixing your boo a torta to ironing your own damn shirts. There’s no point in arguing with her. You’ll never win.

The Chismosa

From your grocery list and your mortgage payment to the reason por qué no estás embarazada todavía (are you guys having enough sex?), she has to know it all.

The Wannabe Abuela

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¿Cuándo van a tener hijos? Me voy a morir sin ver a mis nietos. Have you guys taken fertility tests? Es que no comes lo suficiente por eso no quedas embarazada. To her you are nothing but a baby-breeding machine… that isn’t working properly.

The Sweet One

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A rare species. She doesn’t just say you and her son are a perfect match, she actually believes it! One word of advice: treasure her.

La Odiosa

Either she flat-out dislikes you, or es una doble and will pretend to like you in public and be una odiosa to you in private. We still haven’t decided which one’s worse.

The One Suffers From Intense OCD

On the downside, each one of her visits will be nerve wracking. On the upside, if she’s OCD enough, she might just clean your house for you.

The Overbearing One

She needs you to call her daily. She also expects calls before you travel, while you’re on vacation, until the second you return. On top of that, expects phone calls cuando está enferma, when she’s well, when it’s cold, when it’s hot. You get the point.

The “I Can’t Pronounce Your Name”

She can’t pronounce Lucero, so she calls you Mario’s wife. No biggie, you guys have only been together eight years.

The Barbie

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She has her plastic surgeon’s number on speed dial and would often answer “hermanas” when asked how you two are related.

The Manipulator

Her son belongs to her, and she will use emotional blackmail to make sure it stays that way, even if it means ruining your date night plans.

The Embutidora

You can’t get her to believe that you, or more importantly HER baby, are eating properly. She will stop by with chilaquiles, sopas, batidos and arepas on a regular basis. If you have children, she’ll always comment on how flacos they are.

The BFF

Shopping, nail appointments, grocery shopping, novela y cafecito, and of course gossip. She’s managed to score your ride-or-die list.

READ: These Latino Boyfriends are the Best Thing We Never Had

What kind of suegra were you cursed with? Let us know and click the share button below!

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