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Here’s Our Dream Cast For A Pokemon Telenovela You And Your Mom Would Watch

Pokemon Go hysteria doesn’t seem to be diminishing just yet, and if it maintains even a fraction of its popularity for the next few months, you know who’s going to come knocking? Hollywood. Despite its lackluster track record of adpating video games into hit movies, you know there’s someone out there itching to cast Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt in a 2-hour Pokemon Go movie. Yawn. Why not just give the people what they want: a Pokemon TELENOVELA. Seriously, telenovelas last three months, not 120 minutes, and that’s the perfect amount of time to join Ash, Misty and Brock on a series of over-the-top adventures filled with battles, chisme and betrayal.  “Cazadores De Pokemon y Corazones” sounds like a good title, right? So, who would we cast in the novela?

Let’s start with Team Rocket. The villain you love to hate, Jessie, would be played by “Rebelde” veteran Dulce María.

Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Televisa
CREDIT: Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Televisa

Gael García Bernal could make a triumphant return to telenovelas by playing James of Team Rocket.

Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Warner Sogefilms
CREDIT: Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Warner Sogefilms

Who could bring Brock to life in a novela? Tyler Posey of “Teen Wolf” fame.

Credit: The Pokemon Company International and MTV
CREDIT: Credit: The Pokemon Company International and MTV

Now we just have to teach him how to speak Spanish.


Misty would be played by Bella Thorne. You probably remember her from Disney Channel’s “Shake It Up.”

Credit: The Pokémon Company International and Warner Bros. Pictures
CREDIT: Credit: The Pokémon Company International and Warner Bros. Pictures

Ash Ketchum would be played by Xolo Mariduena.

The Pokémon Company International and @xolo_mariduena / Instagram
CREDIT: The Pokémon Company International and @xolo_mariduena / Instagram

He’s far from being a household name, but Maridueña has the chops: he’s appeared in the critically-acclaimed TV series “Parenthood.”


It can’t be a true telenovela without a big name star. So, Professor Samuel Oak would be played by Saúl Lisazo.

Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Telemundo
CREDIT: Credit: The Pokemon Company International and Telemundo

Now your mom would definitely watch along with you.


OK, we want some crossover appeal, so Officer Jenny would by played by Demi Lovato.

The Pokemon Company International and @ddlovato / Instagram
CREDIT: The Pokemon Company International and @ddlovato / Instagram

Who would play pink-haired Nurse Joy? Dascha Polanco. Done.

The Pokemon Company International and sheisdash / Instagram
CREDIT: The Pokemon Company International and sheisdash / Instagram

And with such a star-studded cast, there’s no budget for special FX. What better person to play Pikachu in a pinch than Mexican lucha libre character Alushe?

The Pokemon Company International and CMLL
CREDIT: The Pokemon Company International and CMLL

Hey, we said it was going to be a telenovela. We didn’t say it was going to be good.

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Jorge Ramos Got The Weirdest Letter From Donald Trump

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Jorge Ramos Got The Weirdest Letter From Donald Trump

Jorge Ramos put Donald Trump all over front street last night during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland. While covering the convention, Ramos revealed that he had received a letter in the mail from Donald Trump. Now, Trump didn’t send the letter to Ramos’ place of business. No. Instead, the Republican nominee for president sent the letter directly to Ramos’ home. Good thing dude isn’t a stalker, right?

Jorge Ramos teased us with a photo of a “personal” letter Donald Trump sent him… to his home.


Sending mail to a reporter at their place of work is one thing, but to track down their home address to send them “personal” letters is disturbing af.

At first, Ramos was hoping that Trump had finally responded to a request for an interview from last year.

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Credit: Blue’s Clues / Nick Jr. / zaykessel13 / Reddit

Last year, Trump responded to an interview request by posting Ramos’ cell phone number on Instagram.

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Credit: @realdonaldtrump / Instagram

The post has since been deleted because, well, who really knows?

Knowing that Trump had published his cell phone number online, it makes sense that Ramos would be a little wary of the “personal” letter.

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Credit: Jane the Virgin / CW / janethevirgin-gifs / Tumblr

Seriously, what would stop him from publishing his home address for the world to see?

So, last night, after so much anticipation, Ramos revealed what was in the letter. Want to see?

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Credit: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert / CBS / tonkinss / Tumblr

A damn bumper sticker and donation form! #StayClassy

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Credit: Fusion / YouTube

Here’s a photo of both the bumper sticker and donation form.

So, will Ramos actually donate to sweeten the interview request? LOL, nah!

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Credit: Fusion / YouTube

It takes some major huevos to try and pull something like that.

Watch the full letter reveal below!

Credit: Fusion / YouTube

READ: This is How Jorge Ramos Proved He’s a Total Bad-Ass

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