The Taco Cleanse? Are you serious? Yup, apparently a few people are trying to make it a thing.
But wait, before you jump on the bandwagon, know this, creators Wes Allison, Stephanie Bogdanich, Molly R. Frisinger and Jessica Morris are not promising that you’ll lose weight with this cleanse, but do say that these tacos, which include over 35 vegan combinations and 5 tortillas recipes, have other benefits — Ohhh! so it’s a bunch of vegan “taco” recipes which really translates to healthy eating.
“A taco consumed within three hours of waking, colloquially called a ‘breakfast taco,’ has been anecdotally proven to erase the ill effects of the previous night’s toxic indulgence. A midday taco frequently results in more positive physical effects,” the book reads. “The spicy taco consumed prior to sleep stimulates the nocturnal imagination and has been used by taco spiritualists to induce prophetic dreams.”
Sure, why not. Like we ever needed an excuse to eat a taco anyway…