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This Is How Dumb And Racist Donald Trump Supporters Actually Are

ICYMI, here are a few things Donald Trump is considering when it comes to immigration: An electric border fence and shock collars for immigrants.

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The mandatory shock collars will be bling encrusted so they appeal to Mexicans, who love flashy things.

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He’s also considering a plan to trap immigrants in porta potties.

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The toilets will then be shipped back to Mexico.

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Similarly, Trump is proposing that we build dirty houses, then lure immigrant housekeepers inside, trapping them.

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Then shipping them back to Mexico.

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Once back in Mexico, they get to keep their house as an incentive to keep them from returning to the U.S.

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And by now, you’re either convinced Trump has officially lost his damn mind or you know none of this is true. Because it isn’t.

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At a recent fake pro-Trump focus group, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog subjected unsuspecting participants to potential ad campaigns, like those featured above. For the most part, people responded to the phony ads with some level of enthusiasm.

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Other people responded with a healthy level of horror.

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Of course, that’s probably how you’d respond if you saw a political attack ad demanding that Hillary prove she’s a woman by showing her vagina to the public.

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And then there was this woman. Let’s call her “Lucifer”.

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The shock collar idea concerned Lucifer, not because of the potential human rights violations it involved, but because:

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Yep, she was concerned that Mexicans might steal the bling and sell it.

Thankfully, Lucifer had a solution: tricking immigrants into accepting vaccines that are contaminated with something that would react to the aforementioned electric fence.

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HA HA. So funny I forgot to die from small-pox because the vaccine you gave me was rubbish. I’ve heard of thinking outside the box, but this woman is thinking outside the realm of basic human decency. I’m surprised she doesn’t already work for Trump.

What’s most scary about this whole social experiment / prank is that even though these ideas are clearly insane, people still took them seriously. You can check out the entire clip here. It’s as hilarious as it is alarming.

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I guarantee you’ll be doing a lot of this.

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Federal Investigators Executed A Search Warrant On Rudy Giuliani’s N.Y.C. Home And This Is Just The Beginning

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Federal Investigators Executed A Search Warrant On Rudy Giuliani’s N.Y.C. Home And This Is Just The Beginning

Months of investigations on Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani officially came to a head Wednesday morning.

The former New York City mayor’s dealings with Ukraine officials in 2019 have been under scrutiny for months by authorities who have been investigating allegations Giuliani lobbied for powerful Ukrainian interests. The investigations have also looked into claims that Giuliani also solicited the Ukrainian government for damaging information on President Joe Biden when he was running against Trump in the 2020 election.

There is also the matter of allegations that Giuliani attempted to find information on Biden’s son Hunter, who was part of the board of an energy company in Ukraine.

Federal investigators executed a search warrant on Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan home on Wednesday morning.

The search was part of a criminal investigation into Giuliani‘s activities with Ukraine. According to The New York Times, “Prosecutors obtained the search warrants as part of an investigation into whether Mr. Giuliani broke lobbying laws as President Trump’s personal lawyer.”

Federal agents seized cellphones and other electronic devices as part of the investigation. The search warrant took place around 6 a.m. at Mr. Giuliani’s apartment on Madison Avenue and his Park Avenue office in Manhattan.

The execution of a search warrant against the former president’s lawyer is particularly shocking.

The warrant comes as a major development in the investigation that has been ongoing for some time and examines the former- mayor’s conduct during Mr. Trump’s first impeachment trial.

“It was also a remarkable moment in Mr. Giuliani’s long arc as a public figure,” noted New York Times. “As mayor, Mr. Giuliani won national recognition for steering New York through the dark days after the Sept. 11 attacks, and earlier in his career, he led the same U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan that is investigating him now, earning a reputation as a hard-charging prosecutor who took on organized crime and corrupt politicians.”

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Jenny Solares Is One IG Creator Everyone Needs To Follow

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Jenny Solares Is One IG Creator Everyone Needs To Follow

A year in quarantine has led so many of us to doom scroll and get lost in social media. As a result, some people are getting more recognition and one person who should be getting your attention is Jenny Solares, or @es_jenny_solares on Instagram.

Jenny Solares is here with the relatable content we all want.

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The Guatemalan content creator knows what the people want to see. How many times have you heard someone say that they like a woman who can eat? Well, as Jenny urges, prove it, y’all. Take your lady out and get her all of the food that she wants. Let’s go!

Now, that’s how you add salsa to someone’s food. If you didn’t already think this way when adding salsa to your tacos, you definitely will now. It’s just impossible not to.

We also love seeing her collaborating with Estefania Saavedra, a fellow Latina creator. A rising tide lifts all boats so we appreciate seeing these Latinas working together.

Solares is even creating brand new identities.

Cholas will forever have a place in our hearts. We know cholas. We love cholas. We are related to cholas. Solares’ creation of the glola is truly a work of art. Just because you’re a chola doesn’t mean you can’t love glitter and colors.

She’s even got some of the Covid humor in check.

There are going to be so many school assignments about this year in the coming years. Kids will be learning about the time the world stood still as we battled an out-of-control virus. It is going to be us having to tell the little ones about that time and it’s going to be rough. Get ready to reliving everything we have been dealing with for the last year.

On top of all of the comedy, Solares is ready to show her fans some real love for their support.

“Thank you all for letting me be me. Thank you for appreciating my silliness, my craziness, my songs, my dances, my imperfections,” Solares tells her fans in a year-end video. “Thank you for letting me be myself. This year was full of so much sadness, uncertainty, frustration, and, for a lot of people, loneliness. Thank you all for not letting me feel that loneliness.”

Thank you, Jenny. Your comedy has been a bright spot for so many during an incredibly hard and sad year.

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