It’s an easy to joke to say that Donald Trump has no heart, that he’s a coward, and that he doesn’t have a brain. So here we go:
Credit: CNN / YouTube
Pretty much everything Donald Trump has done has suggested he has no heart. But we didn’t have confirmation until this past week when Trump showed off the Purple Heart a veteran gave him, saying, “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.” Yeah, no sh*t it was easier.
Only someone without a heart would accept a PURPLE HEART they didn’t earn.
Credit: Family Guy / Fox
If Trump insists on keeping the medal, then I think he should have to at least get kicked in the balls on an actual battlefield.
Then there was that time he cowardly threatened a baby.
Credit: Wizard Of Oz / MGM
“Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. ” — Donald Trump, kicking a baby out of his rally.
Credit: CNN / YouTube
When I first heard that Donald Trump threatened a baby, I thought it was just a case of media exaggeration. Then I watched the clip. Holy hell, they’re not completely wrong. People have been ejected from Trump rallies in the past, most of them violently ejected. With just a flick of Trump’s wrist, the entire audience in attendance could have turned on that baby. In Trump’s defense, I will say that he didn’t exactly threaten the baby as much as he threatened the mother holding the baby.
It might have been a joke, but Trump’s humor has all the charm and subtlety as Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.
Credit: Goodfellas / Warner Brothers
And then there’s his complete lack of intelligence.
Aside from their leathery face and their hair made of straw, Trump and the Scarecrow both don’t have a brain. Not having a brain is fine if you’re scaring crows all day — no offense to crows — but not having a brain seems like a bad idea if you have access to nuclear launch codes.
And let’s not forget…
Credit: Wizard Of OZ / MGM
They’re both top notch dancers.
Credit: Saturday Night Live / NBC / YouTube
And when it comes to showmanship…
