This “Panda” Parody Will Bring Back Memories Of Getting Hit With The Chancla

CREDIT: Natalya La Mexicana / YouTube

Warning: if you have ever been pegged, slapped, or flogged with a chancla, turn away now.

Much like the hidden blade in “Assassin’s Creed,” the chancla is the weapon of choice for Latina mothers.  They keep their chanclas hidden in plain sight, waiting for deployment if you push them to the damn edge. There were times when my mother wasn’t even wearing them and suddenly one was flying directly at my head or back or legs. One time my tia threw a chancla that hit me and three of my cousins in a single toss. We weren’t even doing anything, she just said that we looked like we were about to do something. We still flinch when she goes to scratch her ankles.

Now you can relive your chancla-inflicted PTSD with this parody of Desiigner’s  “Panda.” Don’t get confused though. “Panda” is a song about pandas, or possibly about the BMW X6, both of which are cute, fun things. Chanclas aren’t any of those things. “Chancla” came to our attention after this recent post, when the talented Natalya La Mexicana posted a link to her video in our comments section. We’re glad she did.

READ: An Ode To La Chancla

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Just When You Thought Selena Gomez Couldn’t Get Any Hotter


Just When You Thought Selena Gomez Couldn’t Get Any Hotter

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Following in J.Lo’s footsteps, Selena Gomez is the newest spokesmodel for Louis Vuitton and the pictures are HAWT.

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Dropping jaws in dark lipstick, bright, primary colors and lethal heels, the 23-year-old was introduced as the new face of the iconic brand’s Series.5 campaign on IG. SelGo gives the brand new life with these shots in a vampy, gothic-like look…and of course, THAT BAG.

Selena also stuns in fur…

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She’s literally the only one who can make that hat look tres chic.

And makes us want to buy red patent leather pants.

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…and those are just the previews! Keep your eyes peeled for the new ad campaign coming to an internet near you.

READ: Selena Gomez Gets Naughty In New Netflix Flick

What do you think of Selena’s new look? 

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