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Meet The Mexican Who Thinks He’s A Mini Version Of Trump And Wants To Run For Governor

This Mexican Trump Supporter Has No Idea What Latino Culture Is

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” caught up with Marco Gutierrez, also known as the “taco trucks on every corner” guy. Amazingly, the dude legit believes every single asinine thing he’s said about Latino culture. Furthermore, it shows that the Mexican immigrant turned Trump supporter just doesn’t get true Latino culture. How? Well, first off, he told the reporter that the Latino community is “a primitive and underdeveloped culture.” Gutierrez further argued that people should be afraid. Why? “We’ll take whatever we can take if you’ll let us,” Gutierrez said while laughing. Clearly, the only reasonable explanation for Gutierrrez’s self-hatred is a rare condition that affects a very small minority of U.S. Latinos: Trumpitis.

Some symptoms of Trumpitis include a limited vocabulary.

Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube
CREDIT: Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube

Because saying, “I support Donald Trump” is too tedious. We all know that money is time that can be spent at a prestigious university.

Paranoia of being double-crossed by the Trumpster since he is one of the greatest scammers.

Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube
CREDIT: Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube

Reporter: “With Trump, are you ever concerned that it’s all a scam?”

Gutierrez: ?

Some have reported believing that they are Donald Trump.

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CREDIT: Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube

?????

As Trumpitis progresses, some people report losing all sense of one’s own culture and thinking that legal bullying is a sign of respect.

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CREDIT: Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube

According to the interview, Gutierrez was once a mortgage broker but ran a less than reputable operation. At one point, Gutierrez was using lawsuits to intimidate people who were suing him for his work. He eventually was deemed a vexatious litigant, meaning he filed so many frivolous lawsuits, the state of California now has to approve them before they can be filed. Wait, he really is a minute Donald Trump.

In extreme cases of Trumpitis, patients tend to lose all sense of reality.

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CREDIT: Credit: Full Frontal with Samantha Bee / YouTube

^^Basically, get out and vote or our country will be run by people like this Trump wannabe.


READ: This Mexican Trump Supporter Thinks Mexican Culture “Causes Problems”

Register to vote today by downloading the Latinos Vote app for iOS and Android. Our voice matters. #WeAreAmerica

10 Years Later This Telenovela's Character's Quotes Still Apply

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10 Years Later This Telenovela’s Character’s Quotes Still Apply

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It’s been 10 years since “Rebelde” last aired on television, but that doesn’t mean we’re still not quoting them. Our personal favorite? Mia Colucci.

Here are all the times Mía, the most popular girl at Elite Way School, said the realest things ever.

1. “Qué difícil es ser yo!”

Mia
credit: @LifeGags/Tumblr/Rebelde / Televisa

We’ll start with the obvious because we all know no one knew the struggle more than Ms. Colucci.

2. “Comprate una vida loser!”

The perfect line to say when you want to get rid of that creeper at the bar. Def saving this one.

3. “Te lo juro por mis cremas importadas de París.”

Mia
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When you swear you’re telling the truth and nothing but the truth.

4. “Te lo juro por mis pantalones de Armani.”

Mia
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Because if they didn’t believe you the first time, drop a name or two. They’ll have you to believe you now!

5. “Está comprobado que el alcohol reseca la piel.”

Mia
credit: Giphy.com / Rebelde / Televisa

In other words, no more wine night for you!

6. “Me voy, aquí huele a nopal.”

Bye Felicia!

7. “Si vas a abrir la boca para decir tonterías, mejor cósetela.”

Mia
credit: fofurasdegarotas.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa

When you are annoyed AF. Sorry not sorry!

8. “Cuando uno se tiñe una vez…güera oxigenada es.”

Mia
credit: porsiemprerbdsiempre.blogspot.com / “Rebelde” / Televisa 

Stained for life. What a savage!

9. “Cierra un ojo, cierra el otro y NADA QUE VER!!”

Mia
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Isn’t she sooooo clever?

10. “No te pego con mi zapato, nada más porque es Prada.”

Mia
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No pos wow!

11. “Me va a dar un panic attack.”

Mia
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How you react every time your tía brings up the “why are you single” topic.

12. “Te voy a derrotar con mis poderes de Sailor Moon.”

Don’t try me!

13. And just because Mía is wise AF…

Mia
credit: @NoMames / Tumblr / “Rebelde” / Televisa

We all have that one friend…

Bonus: Because she knows her worth.

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Waaaaaaay más nice.


Read: 15 Times Telenovelas Had The Best Responses To Everyday Life

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