The Internet Is Freaking Out Not Because Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Were Kissing, But Because They Made Out By A Basurero
Photos of The Weeknd and Selena Gomez getting close have recently hit the Internet and people just can’t even. But, people’s reaction has nothing to do with the alleged relationship. Instead, people are wondering what the heck they were doing behind a dumpster…
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd were caught getting close recently and people have just one question.
Media talking about Selena Gomez and Weeknd making out, yet no one is talking about them making out next to a dumpster.
— Jaime Ferreira (@djjaimeferreira) January 12, 2017
Who even meets by the dumpster anymore?
Selena Gomez & the Weeknd making out behind a dumpster is the most peculiar thing I've seen this year! ?????
— NickNemiDemi ❤️ (@NickNemiDemi) January 11, 2017
Legit, it’s the first thing people are noticing when they look at the pictures.
i go on tumblr and the first thing i see is the weeknd and selena gomez next to a dumpster What is Going On
— coconut headass bitc (@thirstae) January 12, 2017
Tbh, the dumpster is kind of stealing the thunder here.
Nothing to see here, just Selena Gomez and The Weeknd smooching behind a dumpster. You can move along now. (Photo credit: AKM-GSI) pic.twitter.com/JzNSrsyTFy
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) January 11, 2017
Avert your eyes. Just a little dumpster kiss. Nothing to make note of.
It’s being compared to some elementary school antics.
New favorite headline: "so and so just kissed behind a dumpster" if it hadn't been Selena Gomez & the weeknd it sounds like 5th grade
— disco lemonade (@tortortuga_) January 12, 2017
“5th grade.” #DECEASED
There is so much confusion as people grapple for an answer.
Selena Gomez and the Weeknd were making out by a dumpster and nothing makes sense anymore. https://t.co/UmIkTQjCkI
— Heather Storm (@HeatherStorm959) January 12, 2017
It’s okay, @HeatherStorm959. Sometimes you just need to roll with the punches.
Seriously. The people deserve to know.
Why was The Weeknd kissing Selena Gomez behind a dumpster?
— El Martillo (@ElMartillo20lbs) January 12, 2017
Maybe there will be a press conference by the dumpster this weekend. (Get it?)
You might think this is a rhetorical question, but there is too much interest to just ignore it.
Why TF was The Weeknd kissing Selena Gomez behind a dumpster ?
— Davi (@LaDaviusThomas) January 11, 2017
Has anyone started #DumpsterGate?
One clever Twitter user might have figured out why the dumpster made it’s cameo: to break the Internet.
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd broke the Internet simply by making out behind a dumpster.
— Cayla (@caylamasters) January 11, 2017
So far, it’s the most solid explanation yet.
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