Intelligence Report On Donald Trump Dropped Today, And Twitter Went Crazy
If you were on social media over the last few hours, you probably saw more than your fair share of jokes about a totally natural human function. Here’s what happened.
Warning: Graphic Content Of A Sexual Nature
Today, Buzzfeed released an as-yet-unverified intelligence dossier which claims the Russian government has spent the past several years gathering “compromising information” about Donald Trump, including his alleged love of “perverted sexual acts” involving women urinating in front of him. Of course, when social media caught wind of this, they immediately reacted like mature adults. Just kidding. Twitter acted like Twitter and spent hours making joke after joke.
John Leguizamo was quick to give his opinion on whether or not Donald Trump will continue with his scheduled press conference given the circumstances.
— John Leguizamo (@JohnLeguizamo) January 10, 2017
Tbh, would anyone really want to discuss their bedroom affairs with the press?
Here’s an example of art imitating life.
We always knew Donald Trump was into golden showers. pic.twitter.com/6CZVhBSkJ6
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) January 10, 2017
I’m no critic, but this is number one in my book.
The yellow highlighting really sets the mood for this information.
— James Cain (@LatteThunder) January 11, 2017
Some people did come to his rescue to offer excuses.
In fairness to Donald Trump he was probably fed up of people saying they wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire & wanted to prove otherwise.
— Sid (@sidneymufc) January 11, 2017
Everybody loves to prove the haters wrong.
This guy learned that the Internet just can’t be left alone with its own thoughts.
I go away to do stuff in the real world for half an hour and I come back to something about Donald Trump and piss? pic.twitter.com/I2lOHTFtNt
— Greig (@GreigR85) January 11, 2017
FYI, there’s this thing called a Twitter app, so you never miss the important stuff again.
Other people used the breaking news to practice their Photoshop skills.
— Travon Free (@Travon) January 11, 2017
Gives a new meaning to “leaked album.”
Soon the story got a little twisted and the “piss” was everywhere.
Piss off, Donald.
Trump: "That's the general idea. Just aim it at me."
— Kevin (@Tenkay23) January 10, 2017
The documents do say the pissing was done on a bed, just for reference.
The allegations gave a whole new meaning to some of Trump’s old tweets.
Remember the golden rule of negotiating: He who has the gold makes the rules.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 21, 2013
In hindsight, he’s been hinting at this all along.
Everybody’s face after hearing the news of Trump’s alleged fetish:
— Scene & Heard (@SaHreports) January 10, 2017
Think of the little ones!
There was this solid comparison.
It all makes sense now. Trump loves everything golden. This would naturally include his showers. #PissGate
— Cooper Jackson (@cooperjackson) January 11, 2017
We’ve all seen the gold-plated interior of any Trump-owned building.
To be fair, Trump tweeted his response, claiming this was another mainstream media attempt at yellow journalism.
FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
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