Intelligence Report On Donald Trump Dropped Today, And Twitter Went Crazy

If you were on social media over the last few hours, you probably saw more than your fair share of jokes about a totally natural human function. Here’s what happened.

Warning: Graphic Content Of A Sexual Nature

Today, Buzzfeed released an as-yet-unverified intelligence dossier which claims the Russian government has spent the past several years gathering “compromising information” about Donald Trump, including his alleged love of “perverted sexual acts” involving women urinating in front of him. Of course, when social media caught wind of this, they immediately reacted like mature adults. Just kidding. Twitter acted like Twitter and spent hours making joke after joke.

John Leguizamo was quick to give his opinion on whether or not Donald Trump will continue with his scheduled press conference given the circumstances.

Tbh, would anyone really want to discuss their bedroom affairs with the press?

Here’s an example of art imitating life.

I’m no critic, but this is number one in my book.

The yellow highlighting really sets the mood for this information.

Some people did come to his rescue to offer excuses.

Everybody loves to prove the haters wrong.

This guy learned that the Internet just can’t be left alone with its own thoughts.

FYI, there’s this thing called a Twitter app, so you never miss the important stuff again.

Other people used the breaking news to practice their Photoshop skills.

Gives a new meaning to “leaked album.”

Soon the story got a little twisted and the “piss” was everywhere.

The documents do say the pissing was done on a bed, just for reference.

The allegations gave a whole new meaning to some of Trump’s old tweets.

In hindsight, he’s been hinting at this all along.

Everybody’s face after hearing the news of Trump’s alleged fetish:

Think of the little ones!

There was this solid comparison.

We’ve all seen the gold-plated interior of any Trump-owned building.

To be fair, Trump tweeted his response, claiming this was another mainstream media attempt at yellow journalism.

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