Ted Cruz Quits. Pray For Us All.
Way To F*cking Go, America!
Ted Cruz announced that he is ending his presidential bid after losing Indiana badly to Donald Trump. As soon as the polls closed, Trump was announced the winner. On one hand, thank you heavens above for saving us from having to hear Cruz’s smug voice and endure one of the most unlikeable humans ever. On the flip side, this now means we still have six more months of Donald Trump and possibly more.
Before bowing out of the race, however, Cruz went into IDGAF mode after being asked to comment on Trump’s claim that his dad helped assassinate John F. Kennedy. Cruz rightfully lost his sh*t and just went HAM after Trump. Not surprising because at that point he had nothing left to lose. Like, you could tell he already knew he was going to lose Indiana, and with it, his chance at becoming the first Latino President.
Make no mistake, many believe Ted Cruz is an awful person. But many also believe the same of Trump, and there’s lots of evidence the dude really is a pathological liar. Despite his racist and sexist bullsh*t comments, we still can’t be sure whether he believes all of it, or if he just says what supporters want to hear.
Dammit, America. We expected more from you. And if the prospect of a Trump presidency didn’t scare you then, it sure as hell should now. More than ever, your ass needs to register to vote, get the f*uck involved and show up at the damn polls Nov. 8.
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