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Ted Cruz Makes Machine Gun Bacon Because What Else Were Firearms Made For?

Ted Cruz machine gun bacon
By August 4, 2015 at 12:08 pm

Ted Cruz is a regular ol’ guy from Texas. And he wants to prove it to you. The Republican presidential hopeful took the IJReview on a trip to the firing range so he could show off one of his favorite recipes: machine gun bacon.

Wait… Machine gun bacon? How does that work?

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Credit: IJReview / YouTube

Well, first you go to the market and buy a few packs of bacon.

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Apparently three is the magic number.

Then you get a machine gun.

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You know, just like the one you’ve got chillin’ in your living room.

You wrap bacon around the barrel of the machine gun.

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This innovative technique will soon be copied by culinary schools across the world.

Add some aluminum foil…

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Just give it a good squeeze.

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Then you fire the machine gun.

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Does it matter if you hit the target?

Then you get this coil of delicious (?) bacon.

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Then you scrape it off and eat it.

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And there you have it. An truly efficient way to cook a single strip of bacon.

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Watch the full video here:

Would you try a strip of machine gun bacon? How does this make you feel about Ted Cruz? Tell us in the comments below. 

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Kelly Osbourne to Trump: If You Kick All Latinos Out, Who Will 'Clean Your Toilet?'

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Kelly Osbourne to Trump: If You Kick All Latinos Out, Who Will ‘Clean Your Toilet?’

By Jorge Rodriguez-Jimenez August 4, 2015 at 1:16 pm

Kelly Osbourne really stepped in it this time. While discussing Donald Trump’s comments about Mexican immigrants on The View, Osbourne made a very poor choice of words:

“If you kick every Latino out of this country then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?”

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EVERY Latino?

Let’s watch the awkward moment unfold.

Credit: The View / Eric Lopez / YouTube

Awkward for sure. Rosie Perez and Raven-Symone quickly responded, letting Osbourne know those aren’t the only jobs Latinos do. Osbourne maintained that she meant no harm.

Once the words left Osbourne’s mouth, it was too late.

The Twitter backlash started to swell.

Some pointed out how Osbourne’s zinger backfired…

There were a few speculations about an apology…

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And some felt betrayed.

Double edged swards cut twice as deep.

Others thought Osbourne was being a hypocrite.

Somehow, Devious Maids made it into the conversation.

Osbourne’s comment gave way to it’s own hashtag, #QueridaKellyOsbourne.

https://twitter.com/salviprince/status/628632205439340544

Some people flat out called Kelly Osbourne racist.

https://twitter.com/stereowilliams/status/628607118946516996

https://twitter.com/dizturbdwun/status/628619665418358784

READ: Proof that @latinaprobs Understand Your Struggle More than Anyone Else

Then, out of nowhere, Rosie Perez issued a Twitter apology to Kelly Osbourne?!

Wait? Why is Rosie apologizing to Kelly?

And people are wondering why Rosie apologized.

No, really. Why did you apologize, Rosie?

After the backlash, Osbourne posted this apology on Facebook and Instagram:

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What do you think about Kelly Osbourne’s comment about the Latino community? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below!

Tags: Kelly Osbourne, Racism, Donald Trump
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