Ted Cruz Makes Machine Gun Bacon Because What Else Were Firearms Made For?

Ted Cruz is a regular ol’ guy from Texas. And he wants to prove it to you. The Republican presidential hopeful took the IJReview on a trip to the firing range so he could show off one of his favorite recipes: machine gun bacon.

Wait… Machine gun bacon? How does that work?

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Well, first you go to the market and buy a few packs of bacon.

Then you get a machine gun.

You wrap bacon around the barrel of the machine gun.

Add some aluminum foil…

Then you fire the machine gun.

Then you get this coil of delicious (?) bacon.

Then you scrape it off and eat it.

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