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Ted Cruz Gave Donald Trump The Middle Finger At His Own Convention And It Was Glorious

In what is one of the most spectacular heel-to-face turns in political history, Ted Cruz laid the smack down on Trump at Wednesday night’s Republican National Convention.

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Rabid Trump supporters greeted Cruz with a standing ovation.

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Their love wouldn’t last.

Cruz not only refused to tag Trump, he put the RNC in a half-nelson, telling people to vote with their conscience this November.

A slap in the face to Donald, who obviously has no conscience at all.

Fans turned on Cruz. There was so much hate in the room that his final words were drowned out by a chorus of boos and insults

Cruz is no stranger to being the most hated man in the room. However, if these kinds of people don’t like you, you’re probably doing something right.

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Just a little salute they teach you in youth camp.

The way he has been treated by his own party, Ted was bound to reach a breaking point.

All Cruz needed to was a chance to stand-up for himself. That chance came last night.

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Like any good guy, Ted Cruz needs a catchphrase. But I think he’s already found his. See.

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11 Ways Latinos Out-Goth Everyone Else

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11 Ways Latinos Out-Goth Everyone Else

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What first comes to mind when you think of goths? Maybe, like, mood Brits listening to Joy Division in the early ’80s? Industrial-loving Germans in leather? Cybergoths with plastic locs? Roving bands of East Germanic peoples instrumental in the downfall of the Western Roman Empire?

Well, you should be thinking about Latinos. Here, allow us to make our case:

We’re obsessed with death.

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I mean, sure, plenty of cultures are, but we do it with style. For example…

…Take a look at La Catrina and Día De Los Muertos.

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What better way to honor and remember the dead (v goth) than with gorgeous, meaning-laden memorials of the deceased? And what better way to express the ephemeral nature of the material world than with a dead rich lady skeleton in a beautiful hat? (Edgar Allen Poe wishes he’d thought of her.)

And take Prayers, for instance.

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Goth + cholo = Prayers

Then there’s La Santa Muerte.

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Don’t mess around with this one.

And, indeed, saints in general.

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You don’t know fear until you’ve been trapped in a dark chapel with nothing but a looming plaster statue of a pain-twisted San Lazaro, his face forever stuck in a silent scream.

That whole obsessed-with-Morrissey thing.

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Especially among Mexicans. No, really, it’s been documented. And that places us firmly at the intersection of “goth” and “emo.”

And who’s more goth than Kat Von D?

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Even her cats are goth.

Some of our greatest poets were gothtastic.

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Federico García Lorca was goth af. Read the full poem here.

Our stories and legends will give you nightmares.

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Take the time-honored tale of La Llorona, for instance. Her kids are gone and you’re next.

Our movies? Dark af.

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Take 1961’s The Curse of the Crying Woman (based on the aforementioned legend of La Llorona) or any of Brazilian filmmaker José Mojica Marins’ “Coffin Joe” movies. Freaky.

And last but not least: Abuelas.

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Stick with me here, OK? Our abuelitas are constantly thinking about death, warning that everything from sleeping with wet hair to going out barefoot will lead to your demise. They’re also often a big fan of charms and rituals to keep evil spirits and thoughts at bay. THAT IS EXTREMELY GOTH.

Sleep tight, fellow gothlings.

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