credit: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC / Jimmy Kimmel Live / YouTube

Ted Cruz Confirms That He IS The Zodiac Killer

Credit: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC / Jimmy Kimmel Live / YouTube

There’s something awfully creepy about Ted Cruz saying “hot yoga” ?

Ted Cruz was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night and it was better than anyone could have ever expected. The Cuban-Canadian-American GOP presidential candidate spoke very candidly with the ABC late night host about everything from Star Wars movies to possibly killing Donald Trump if he were ever behind his car. Seriously…that sh*t happened.

Now, just saying that you might potentially kill Donald Trump doesn’t immediately draw negative responses nowadays, but the fact that the Internet has called Ted Cruz the long lost Zodiac Killer gives his statement a TOTALLY different meaning. Either way, when Cruz said he would potentially kill Trump, the crowd erupted in applause and laughter.

On a different tone. Let’s take a moment and just realize that it took this man being compared to a vicious, late 1960s serial killer from the Bay Area (which was about the same time Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada) for the American public to start seeing him as more of a human being. Cruz, in another unexpected turn, really opened up. Stories about going to concerts as a teen made him, dare we say, relatable? Who hasn’t had an awkward concert experience with their mother?

Oh, and something else we all learned from watching Cruz’s visit to the show, not only does his wife Heidi do hot yoga, Cruz is such a supportive husband that he even sells yoga pants and yoga mats on his official site. Sadly for you CruzHeads out there, it seems like the yoga mat (which was referenced on the show) has sold out. But fear not! You can still buy the yoga pants.

READ: #CruzSexScandal Is THE Political Hashtag You Didn’t Know You Even Needed

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