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Ted Cruz Confirms That He IS The Zodiac Killer

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There’s something awfully creepy about Ted Cruz saying “hot yoga” ?

Ted Cruz was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night and it was better than anyone could have ever expected. The Cuban-Canadian-American GOP presidential candidate spoke very candidly with the ABC late night host about everything from Star Wars movies to possibly killing Donald Trump if he were ever behind his car. Seriously…that sh*t happened.

Now, just saying that you might potentially kill Donald Trump doesn’t immediately draw negative responses nowadays, but the fact that the Internet has called Ted Cruz the long lost Zodiac Killer gives his statement a TOTALLY different meaning. Either way, when Cruz said he would potentially kill Trump, the crowd erupted in applause and laughter.

On a different tone. Let’s take a moment and just realize that it took this man being compared to a vicious, late 1960s serial killer from the Bay Area (which was about the same time Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada) for the American public to start seeing him as more of a human being. Cruz, in another unexpected turn, really opened up. Stories about going to concerts as a teen made him, dare we say, relatable? Who hasn’t had an awkward concert experience with their mother?

Oh, and something else we all learned from watching Cruz’s visit to the show, not only does his wife Heidi do hot yoga, Cruz is such a supportive husband that he even sells yoga pants and yoga mats on his official site. Sadly for you CruzHeads out there, it seems like the yoga mat (which was referenced on the show) has sold out. But fear not! You can still buy the yoga pants.

READ: #CruzSexScandal Is THE Political Hashtag You Didn’t Know You Even Needed

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Top Juan Gabriel Outfits That Made Us Say OMAIGA!

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Top Juan Gabriel Outfits That Made Us Say OMAIGA!

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Singer-songwriter Juan Gabriel’s stellar voice and impeccable music helped make him a cultural icon. But let’s be real: we’re all really here for his festive and fantastically over-the-top costumes. Here are the sequins, capes and suits that made us go ? and ?.

Back at it with the white sparkles:

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It’s a literal silver lining on that beaded suit.

Everything is coming up roses:

In this “La Gitana” duet with Mexico’s adopted daughter, Rocío Dúrcal, JuanGa went with a truly magnificent floral cape. It is ?!!

Human disco ball:

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JuanGa is just trying to see(quin) and be seen as he catches the light during this spectacle of sparkle at a concert at the Palacio de Bellas Artes in Mexico City.

El Tri is shown some “Amor Eterno”:

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The red, white and green of the Mexican flag will always be a classic color combination…Juan Gabriel knows that. This might be one of his tamest outfits, but he makes it fierce.

Everyone tries to copy JuanGa, SMDH:

One of his most notable outfits has been this fantastic jacket with purple sequined paillettes. JuanGa was steps ahead of Sarah Palin, who might have tried to steal his TRAILBLAZING look when she endorsed Trump in a similarly spangly jacket (played below by Tina Fey on SNL):

And before Bey…

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Before Beyonce strutted onto the 2013 Met Gala’s red carpet adorned in black and gold…

…There was JuanGa:

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JuanGa was already sparkling in a black and gold beaded number that was as ’80s as Aqua Net hairspray and perms. Just LOOK at that dangling pin/ascot/bolo tie/whatever it is. Slay JuanGa, slayyyy!

Charro Outfits + Perfect Dance Movies=

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The lesson we’ve learned? NEVER underestimate Juan Gabriel when it comes to stellar style.

READ: 7 Celebrity Outfits From The ’90s That Are So Bad They’re Good

What’s your favorite Juan Gabriel OUTFIT? Let us know in the comments below!