Something Washed Up On the Shore in Paraguay and People are Screaming “Chupacabra”
When’s the last time you heard of anything interesting happening in Paraguay? Well, that changes today my friends! The carcass of an unidentified animal washed up on the shore in Itapua, Paraguay and the locals are almost positive it is the lifeless body of none other than the… CHUPACABRA.
It all started Oct. 21 when this thing showed up on the shore.
#Chupacabra #alien creature found in the waters of #Itapua #Paraguay https://t.co/9umcUvDSsp via @Strange_Sounds pic.twitter.com/unN9PkrNz5
— Strange Sounds (@Strange_Sounds) October 23, 2015
Credit: @Strange_Sounds / Twitter
Officials think that the creature is just a common monkey that has been dead long enough to start decomposing. The creature has been decomposing for so long that it’s tough to verify *exactly* what it is. But the small hands and feet lead officials to think it is a monkey or a karajá.
Like, why are people even touching it…
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“That’s caca. No lo toques.” – Every mom ever.
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But Paraguyans insist that the creature is, in fact, the deadly and legendary chupacabra.
Paraguay creature is a monkey, NOT #chupacabra or #Alien https://t.co/xqLah6bis1 pic.twitter.com/muM5A4gRDe
— Doubtful News (@DoubtfulNews) October 26, 2015
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And if they are right, that means the chupacabra has now made it’s way from Puerto Rico to Mexico and now to Paraguay.
Maybe it is, but it’s probably not.
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Seriously. Take a look at this thing.
Hallan #Extraña #Criatura en Carmen del … – https://t.co/bL3E3LYEta – #CarmenDelParaná #Itapua #Video – pic.twitter.com/6UI64N1MWo
— Centro de Informes (@CentrodeInforme) October 28, 2015
Credit: @CentrodelInforme / Twitter
It. Has. Fingernails.
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Whatever it is, let it rest in peace.
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Right behind you, girl.
