Something Washed Up On the Shore in Paraguay and People are Screaming “Chupacabra”

When’s the last time you heard of anything interesting happening in Paraguay? Well, that changes today my friends! The carcass of an unidentified animal washed up on the shore in Itapua, Paraguay and the locals are almost positive it is the lifeless body of none other than the… CHUPACABRA.

It all started Oct. 21 when this thing showed up on the shore.

Like, why are people even touching it…

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“That’s caca. No lo toques.” – Every mom ever.

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But Paraguyans insist that the creature is, in fact, the deadly and legendary chupacabra.

Maybe it is, but it’s probably not.

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Seriously. Take a look at this thing.

Whatever it is, let it rest in peace.

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Right behind you, girl.

Check out the news footage below:

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