There are so many things we need to know about 2016 and there’s only one man who can give us the answers.

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Yep, that’s our man and here’s what we want to know…

Where the hell is El Chapo hiding?

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The biggest mystery of 2015 carries over into 2016.

What are our parents going to do Saturday nights now that Sábado Gigante is no more?

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We’re panicking for them.

READ: Sábado Gigante is Ending and We’re Worried for Our Moms

Will we find out what’s really on Trump’s head?

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Bird's nest 2016

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Or it could be pelos de elote or broom sticks. The options are endless.

Will we find out how Vicks is so potent and magical?

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We need to know the secret.

Is Selena going to finally get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

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Because literally everyone has one, BUT her.

READ: Here’s Everything Queen Selena Quintanilla Conquered in 2015

Will J.Lo marry again?

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She’s still hopeful and we want to see her live her fairytale once again… For the fourth time.

Will Thalía return to telenovelas?

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#marialadelbarrio

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Let us relive that magic once again ?!

Will there be a Rebelde reunion?

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Una noche muy especial!! #RBDFOREVER @pedrodamian01 @luisluisillo @maitepb @dulcemaria @guillermorosas001 @christianchavezreal #caro #christopher

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They keep teasing us!

READ: Instagram Would’ve Made Rebelde More Dramatic

Will a Latina win on The Bachelor?

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On our way to see the Mayan ruins 👭

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Disclaimer: She’s not a contestant. But should be.

Will Selena Gomez ever forgive Justin?

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Our educated guess is… No.

Will this Lay’s flavor become a reality?

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Please say yes!

What questions do you have about 2016? Let us know an don’t forget to share!