Donald Trump, Jenni Rivera and Kim K: Piñatería Rámirez’s Greatest Hits

You’ve heard of Piñatería Ramírez, right?

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They’re the ones behind the Donald Trump piñata:

Donald Trump piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

The Arjen Robben “No Fue Penal” piñata:

No Fue Penal Piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

And the Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet” piñata:

Kim Kardashian piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Don’t worry, they actually make regular piñatas for kids:

Despicable Me Minion piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

But they’re REALLY good at celeb-based stuff like this:

Fast & Furious piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Yep, that’s Luke, Brian and Dom from Fast & Furious.

I mean, this one even has a machine gun piñata:

Dwayne The Rock Johnson piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

They’ve done Jenni Rivera…

Jenni Rivera piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Cristiano Ronaldo…

Cristiano Ronaldo piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook


Selena Quintanilla piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

President Obama…

President Obama Piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Gloria Trevi…

Gloria Trevi piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Cuauhtémoc Blanco…

Cuauhtemoc Blanco piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Caitlyn Jenner:

Caitlyn Jenner piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

And Amber Rose:

Amber Rose piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook, @amberrose / Instagram

They’ve even got piñatas for corrido fans:

El Komander piñata
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Who makes an El Komander piñata??? These guys.

So why do they make so many celeb piñatas?

Trump Piñata 2
Photo Credit: Piñatería Ramírez / Facebook

Do they make piñatas when someone is in the news? Not quite.  In a recent Facebook post, Piñatería Ramírez wrote: “We make the piñatas for specific clients… normally, people buy them for fun, we don’t always make them in response to that person’s actions.”

Which piñata do you want to whack at your next fiesta? mitú wants to know.  Leave your answers below.

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Pretty Damning: Trump Paid $750 in Federal Income Tax — He Even Wrote-Off That Sad Comb Over

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Pretty Damning: Trump Paid $750 in Federal Income Tax — He Even Wrote-Off That Sad Comb Over


After four long years, we finally know why Trump didn’t want to release his tax returns: abominably, he thought his terrible haircuts and adult age children were worthy of write-offs. Oh yeah… and the year he was elected he only paid $750.00.

Long before his 2016 presidential election bid, Trump dodged calls to reveal his tax returns. At the time of his bid, however, he refused to take part in a 40-year tradition carried out by presidential nominees to release tax returns to the public. During his initial run, Trump falsely claimed that he was unable to release his returns publicly while they were under audit, and throughout his presidency, he has avoided sharing them despite grand jury subpoenas. Fortunately, thanks to a piece published by The New York Times, they’re finally getting a chance to see the light of day.

On Sunday, The New York Times published the first of several reports examining Trump’s tax information.

In 2016, Trump became the first president since 1976 to not release his tax records. The decision promptly roused dismay and questions about whether the records carried “undisclosed conflicts of interest that may impair his ability to make impartial policy decisions.”

According to NYT’s latest exposé, Trump (a man who has long boasted about his wealth and has also claimed a net worth of billions of which he has also declared to be self-acquired) paid a mere total of $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017.

While the Times report did not cover 2018 and 2019 tax filings, the newspaper looked into 18 years of Trump’s tax returns. They also looked into his business dealings as far back as 2000 and found that in 10 of those years, the president of the United States failed to pay any income taxes “largely because he reported losing much more money than he made.”

The Times also revealed that Trump “racks up chronic losses that he aggressively employs to avoid paying taxes” despite millions in income and property. In a statement for the piece, Alan Garten an attorney for the Trump Organization claimed to the Times that “most, if not all, of the facts, appear to be inaccurate.” NoteL the Times underlined that Garten appeared to be “conflating income taxes with other federal taxes.”

According to the article, beginning in 2010, Trump had been given a $72.9 million tax refund from the IRS.

The Times article explains in detail how Trump has managed to handle his business and categorize his wealth. The paper found that most often, Trump claimed his expenses as deductions from his tax bill chalking them up to business expenses. These include nearly $70,000 in hairstyling costs for his time on NBC’s “The Apprentice” over $300,000 for landscaping of the Mar-a-Lago Club and $95,000 written off for hair and makeup done for his daughter Ivanka. That’s right, the president wrote off his own adult children.

Addressing the report, the Times noted that they would not include the actual tax documents in its coverage to avoid outing its sources.

“We are publishing this report because we believe citizens should understand as much as possible about their leaders and representatives — their priorities, their experiences and also their finances,” Times editor Dean Baquet wrote in an editor’s note. “Every president since the mid-1970s has made his tax information public. The tradition ensures that an official with the power to shake markets and change policy does not seek to benefit financially from his actions.”

In response to the reports, Trump called the story “fake news” during a White House press conference on Sunday.

Speaking about the piece, Trump bemoaned that the IRS “does not treat me well.” “It’s totally fake news. Made-up, fake,” he continued. “We went through the same stories, people you could’ve asked me the same questions four years ago. I had to litigate this and talk about it. Totally fake news… Actually, I paid tax, and you’ll see that as soon as my tax returns — it’s under audit,” Trump went onto explain. “They’ve been under audit for a long time. The IRS does not treat me well. … They don’t treat me well; they treat me very badly. You have people in the IRS, they treat me very, very badly…But they’re under audit. And when they’re not, I would be proud to show you, but that’s just fake news.”

It’s important to note that even an audit could not prevent Trump from releasing his tax records to the public.

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Latinos For Trump Posted A Collage Of Flag For Hispanic Heritage Month And Got Some Wrong


Latinos For Trump Posted A Collage Of Flag For Hispanic Heritage Month And Got Some Wrong

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Latinos for Trump has long been a confusing organization in the Latino community. President Donald Trump has built his administration and brand to be squarely against people of color. Now, the Latinos for Trump group caused a stir when they posted a collage of flags that are not quite right.

Latinos for Trump really thought they had something when they posted their Hispanic Heritage Month collage.

The first, and most obvious mistake, is that the Mexican flag is backwards. The flag is supposed to be green, white, and red in that order. As we can all see, the collage has a Mexican flag that is red, white, and green. The eagle is even facing the wrong way so someone literally flipped the flag the wrong way.

Of course, some people tried to make sense of the bizarre Mexican flag snafu.

Last year, the Trump administration announced that it was cutting aid to three countries in Central America. The countries were El Salvador, Honduras, and Guatemala. Fox & Friends picked up the story but told their audience that Trump was cutting aid to “3 Mexican countries.” Perhaps this Twitter user is right and the Latinos for Trump are trying to suggest the existence of other Mexicos.

Someone else pointed out the issues with the Guatemalan flag in the top right corner.

People are very defensive about their cultural heritage and national origin. Messing up someone’s flag is a very serious issue for people. Just ask a Cuban or Puerto Rican about people confusing their flags. It is never a good thing.

Some people fixed the image for them so the organization can see what it should have looked like.

Good, clean lines with all of the flags facing the right way. The creator even changed the message in the middle for the Latino community. It is clear that social media is still willing to show up and teach a couple of lessons here and there.

Others had a more direct message for Latinos for Trump.

We all know that social media is where things go to be manipulated and made fun of. It is very important that if you make something for social media that you take good care to make sure that you check all of the right boxes and execute your work right the first time.

READ: In A Seriously Awkward Announcement, Vice President Pence Went To Florida To Launch A ‘Latinos For Trump’ Coalition

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