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No Sex for El Chapo’s Brand New Penis

FYI, this might be TMI, but while El Chapo was on the run just recently, he took a little detour to Tijuana, Mexico and had penis enhancement surgery!

Joaquin Guzman is a very powerful drug lord, so we’re guessing he was probably feeling a bit insecure about his little problem — 😉😉 — and had to leave his beloved Sinaloa, home to his cartel, and risk getting caught to fix it.

That’s not all, after the feds caught him and raided his compound, they found “injectable testosterone, syringes, antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, and a prescription for more than 4,000 pesos in drugs to improve sexual performance,” according to journalist Carlos Loret.

READ: How El Chapo Makes $80K from a $5K “Investment”

The sad news for El Chapo is that he’s not allowed to receive conjugal visits from his new wife Emma Coronel. In the past, she used to visit about every nine days while he was incarcerated. When he was incarcerated a previous time, his ex wife, girlfriends and sex workers used to pay him visits like it was NBD.

Since the prison no longer recognizes his marriage with Coronel, arguing that he’s still married to his former wife, Alejandrina Maria Salazar Hernandez, El Chapo will spend his days alone.

What about Kate tho?

Read more about El Chapo’s surgery from Complex here.

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