There is just no denying that Mariah Carey is the undisputed queen of Christmas. She has the smash hit Christmas song “All I Want For Christmas Is You” that you’ve already listened for years. She’s always in the Christmas spirit regardless of the time of year. Here is how the most fierce diva has owned the festive holiday for decades.

First, Mariah Carey has her own Christmas package that you can buy for yourself…or your loved one. Whatever.

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According to the website, the Christmas package comes with a Mariah Carey 10-inch vinyl picture disc, a “Mariah Carey Merry Christmas” CD (yes, a physical CD), a Mariah Carey cartoon reindeer shirt, a Mariah Carey “All I Want For Christmas Is You” shirt (that’s right, two shirts) and a hand written letter from Mariah Carey.

*updates Christmas list*

She performs her hit song “All I Want For Christmas Is You” all year long.

What even is Thanksgiving?

No, seriously.

Tbh, we all listen to it all year long anyway so it’s our fault.

She’s even turned it into a kids book because why not.

All her little lambies can now have Christmas 24/7/365.

Even her Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float was Christmas themed.

THAT’S how you brand yourself.

And her house is always Christmas ready before December.

With most people it is really annoying but with Carey it is iconic!

Legit, Santa Claus is her best friend.

#GOALS

Whether she is just checking out some Christmas trees…

…or performing on stage…

…it seems like Carey has Santa Claus on speed dial.

What. Can’t. She. Do!

She literally waits outside for the snow to start falling.

Clearly her mother was a little more relaxed on that sweater rule.

She is always being photographed in front of a Christmas tree.

???

Where is the lie, though?

Hint: the lie is nowhere to be found.

Sleigh, queen, sleigh! ?

She’s a master gingerbread house architect.

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#FLAWLESS

Carey even cooks her own Christmas Eve dinner. Like. A. Boss.

How does one get invited to this Christmas Eve dinner?

She even has her very own elf squad! ?

¡Que precioso!

And, on Christmas Day, she turns right back into baby Mariah — just in time for the presents.

That is if she doesn’t drown in all of her gifts first.

That’s how you do it, ladies and gents.

READ: 9 Times (And Counting) Mariah Was Shadier Than Slim Shady

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