Marco Rubio Had No Chill When He Accused Trump Of Getting This Wet
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Marco Rubio is having the best week of his entire campaign and it’s all thanks to him going HAM on Donald Trump.
Not only did the Florida senator cut the New York real estate mogul down to size during the last debate, Rubio went further and completely destroyed what was left of Trump during a rally in Dallas, Texas. It is savage in the most real of forms. The son of Cuban immigrants made fun of the frontrunner’s shoddy grammar, but the highlight was when he accused his opponent of straight up pissing his pants.
“Then he asked for a full-length mirror. I don’t know why since the podium comes up to here. [motions to it being chest level],” Rubio told the very receptive crowd. “But he wanted a full-length mirror. Maybe to make sure his pants weren’t wet. I don’t know!”
Damn, Marco. You really went there.
Maybe it’s that someone finally stood up to Trump and gave him a taste of his own medicine (schadenfreude at its best, y’all!), or maybe it’s the fact that Rubio finally grew a backbone, but we’re all about this new approach.
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