Cringworthy Latino Wedding Disasters that’ll Make You Want to Stay Single
Latino weddings are no joke, but that doesn’t mean they’re a serious affair – funny stuff happens at ALL THE TIME. And not always on purpose. Watch these wedding disasters and try not to laugh:
The Couple Who Thought a Caballo Seemed Like a Good Idea
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You know what they say: when in rancho, do as the rancheros do.
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Unless of course you don’t know how to get off a dang horse, because the first step is a doozy.
The Guys Who Don’t Grasp the Purpose of la Víbora
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Okay, okay, so it’s natural that things get rowdy during the snake dance…
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Guys, you’re supposed to go through the little tunnel, not RUN INTO THE GROOM.
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Aaaaaand this víbora takes down a table. Calmantes montes!
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Looks like these guys were los padrinos del desmadre.
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Oh, Ladies is Pimps, Too
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It’s not just dudes who lose it during the snake dance…
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Pobrecita, not only does she eat it, no one offers to help her up.
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And when she gets up, half her pompis are on display.
The Photographer Who had to Get the Perfect Shot
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Look at all those flashes go! This guy’s a pro!
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D’oh!
This Guy Who Combined Taconazo with Too Much Tequila
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There’s always someone who doesn’t want the party to be over.
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Look at him move, look at him move! ¡Chauuuuuuuuu!
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What style, what grace…what a way to hit the floor with your face.
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The Borracho Who had One Too Many
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Listen, as far as borrachos at a boda go, this one is GREAT! He ain’t bothering anyone. He’s just sittin’ there—until he’s not.
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And apparently, it’s not Tío Chema’s first time. This kid just strolls by like there isn’t a grown-ass man slumped over on the ground.
La Dama Who Can’t Surpress Her Thirst
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This dama de bodas REALLY wants that ramo. She can catch, too bad she can’t stay up. ¡SOPAS!
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The worst part is that una approvechada steals the ramo while the dama is down. So wrong!
The Couple Who Got a Little Too Cocky
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This couple got through their whole dance without a single hitch…
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Then this poor flaco lifts up the bride triumphantly…
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But NOT for long.
The Wedding DJ Who Pushes All the Right Buttons
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Look out, we’ve got a baby Tiesto on our hands.
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And he’s got the crowd moving…
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But the person behind the video camera spotted something strange….
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In case you missed it: HIS MIXER IS NOT PLUGGED IN.
The Bride Who Took a Nap During Her Ceremony
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Wedding ceremonies are looooong. You’ve got a lot of time to think while you’re up there. Maybe a little too much.
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This bride was probably thinking “I should have had breakfast.” Then she crumpled to the floor.
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Don’t worry, she was OK.
