Cringworthy Latino Wedding Disasters that’ll Make You Want to Stay Single

Latino weddings are no joke, but that doesn’t mean they’re a serious affair  – funny stuff happens at ALL THE TIME. And not always on purpose. Watch these wedding disasters and try not to laugh:

The Couple Who Thought a Caballo Seemed Like a Good Idea

Wedding Horse Fall

You know what they say: when in rancho, do as the rancheros do.

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Credit: Funny Pranks/YouTube

Unless of course you don’t know how to get off a dang horse, because the first step is a doozy.

The Guys Who Don’t Grasp the Purpose of la Víbora

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Okay, okay, so it’s natural that things get rowdy during the snake dance…

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Guys, you’re supposed to go through the little tunnel, not RUN INTO THE GROOM.

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Aaaaaand this víbora takes down a table. Calmantes montes!

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Looks like these guys were los padrinos del desmadre.

READ: Quinceañera Vals Dances that Went Totally Wrong

Oh, Ladies is Pimps, Too

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It’s not just dudes who lose it during the snake dance…

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Pobrecita, not only does she eat it, no one offers to help her up.

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And when she gets up, half her pompis are on display.

The Photographer Who had to Get the Perfect Shot

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Look at all those flashes go! This guy’s a pro!

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D’oh!

This Guy Who Combined Taconazo with Too Much Tequila

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There’s always someone who doesn’t want the party to be over.

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Look at him move, look at him move! ¡Chauuuuuuuuu!

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What style, what grace…what a way to hit the floor with your face.

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The Borracho Who had One Too Many

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Listen, as far as borrachos at a boda go, this one is GREAT! He ain’t bothering anyone.  He’s just sittin’ there—until he’s not.

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And apparently, it’s not Tío Chema’s first time. This kid just strolls by like there isn’t a grown-ass man slumped over on the ground.

La Dama Who Can’t Surpress Her Thirst

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This dama de bodas REALLY wants that ramo. She can catch, too bad she can’t stay up. ¡SOPAS!

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The worst part is that una approvechada steals the ramo while the dama is down. So wrong!

The Couple Who Got a Little Too Cocky

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This couple got through their whole dance without a single hitch…

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Then this poor flaco lifts up the bride triumphantly…

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But NOT for long.

The Wedding DJ Who Pushes All the Right Buttons

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Look out, we’ve got a baby Tiesto on our hands.

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And he’s got the crowd moving…

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But the person behind the video camera spotted something strange….

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In case you missed it: HIS MIXER IS NOT PLUGGED IN.

The Bride Who Took a Nap During Her Ceremony

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Wedding ceremonies are looooong. You’ve got a lot of time to think while you’re up there. Maybe a little too much.

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Credit: Marlene Juárez / YouTube

This bride was probably thinking “I should have had breakfast.” Then she crumpled to the floor.

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Don’t worry, she was OK.

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen at a wedding?  Let us know below!