Regional Mexican singers Larry Hernandez and Lupillo Rivera recently hung out together* to play a little game of lotería. But it wasn’t just any old game of lotería…

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*The guy on the left preferred to keep his identity a mystery, so we’ll leave him alone.

It was a game of NARCO-LOTERÍA.

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Hernandez posted a video of the friendly game to his YouTube, but it’s a whole 5 minutes long and you’ve probably got shit to do, so here’s what it looks like:

There’s no dama, borracho or valiente in this game.

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Wait – did they buy this somewhere? Did one of them get crafty and decide to make these during their free time? So many questions.

Instead, it features notorious drug lords such as Pablo Escobar, Francisco Javier “El Tigrillo” Arellano Felix and Alfredo Beltran Leyva.

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If you look closely, there a card for a grenade launcher, as well as former Mexican president Carlos Salinas de Gortari.

Of course, there are cards for La Barbie and El Chapo…

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And legendary corrido singer Chalino Sanchez.

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Even the DEA has its own card:

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And it probably wouldn’t be narco-lotería without the queen:

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If you’re wondering who won all those hundred dollar bills, it was Lupillo Rivera, who celebrated with a sip of tequila.

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Congrats?

Watch the full video:

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