Kourtney’s Ultimate Revenge: Bringing Jackie Back
Kourtney and Scott are dunzo…can we get an AMEN?! Enter Jackie Cruz – Kourt’s first girl-on-girl television kiss. The tv stars may have lost touch since their hot 2009 make-out session, but now that the oldest Kardashian is single she should spend her free time with the OITNB star and here’s why…
Jackie’s already been through Scott drama.
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Jackie has already stepped up to comfort Kourtney when Scott was doing what Scott does – partying, getting hammered, acting a fool – in Miami. That’s what led to this infamous kiss. We know she’d stick by her side again.
They would have the perfect girls night in…
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Because nothing mends a broken heart like a large pepperoni pizza and fashion magazines. Flaca has you covered.
…Or girls night out.
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She’d probably take Kourtney to the next Drake concert to drown their boy sorrows in the poetry that is Drake.
Jackie knows how to help a girl stand a little taller.
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Literally and figuratively. And at 5’0, this is the type of friend Kourtney could always use.
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Together they would make the most fashionable duo.
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And that’s the ultimate #BFFgoal.
She’s a girl’s girl.
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Jackie’s IG is flooded with photos of her hanging with her girl friends – so you know she always has their back.
Her dance moves can lift anyone’s spirits.
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Just like her character Flaca, we image Jackie would turn any boring moment into a spontaneous dance party.
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She’s got her own.
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Because she’s got her own success, Kourt wouldn’t have to worry Jackie’s using her for fame.
Because Kourtney’s eyeliner needs desperate help.
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With wings like these, only Jackie could help step up Kourtney’s nonexistent eyeliner game.
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