If The World Was Twitter These Are The Question You’d Get At A #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
The folks at @HuffPostComedy just unleashed a brutal and wildly popular hashtag for all of you who want to give Donald Trump a piece of your mind. Seriously, just type #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ in Twitter and see what you get. GOLD, I tell you! But for real though, where are the lies? Here are some of the most savage, brutal and real tweets circulating thus far. Enjoy!
First and foremost, the interview would definitely happen via Twitter.
Do you mind if we carry out this interview over Twitter? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) June 21, 2016
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Because, let’s be honest: Where else would Donald Trump do his talking?
This shooting joke reference is all to damn real.
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ "how fast would you load your rifle if you saw a mexican walking down the street?"
— Scrypt_Pathogen (@Scrypt_Pathogen) June 21, 2016
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You know, because Trump claims he can shoot people and not lose his support.
People. Were. Savage!
I'm going to read the derogatory term and you tell me what group it represents.
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Kymberli (@Kympocalypse) June 21, 2016
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But, low key honest.
There are some real hard-hitting questions in this hashtag.
"What takes you out of your comfort zone? Besides the blacks, the gays, the Hispanics, and women, obviously." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Andres Smith (@DreJSmith) June 21, 2016
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And a nifty scale to determine if you are the right fit.
"On a scale of Taco Bowl to Illegal, just how Mexican are you?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Andy McDonald (@iamandymcdonald) June 21, 2016
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Hint: You don’t want to be a fit.
These people really dug deep to show just what to expect in the interview.
Are you "racist" or are you "raaaaaaaaaaaaaacist"? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— lancegould (@lancegould) June 21, 2016
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Like, they are even exposing the most rigorous parts of the interview.
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ Before we begin, let me just check with my card pic.twitter.com/O7RWmibdpR
— Not Roger Smith (@JamesMorgan92) June 21, 2016
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We should just assume that orange is a safe color, you know, because of the boss.
Make sure you brush up on the Trump University dictionary if you even want a shot at the job.
Is your vocabulary biggly? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Jennski (@JenniferHerceg) June 21, 2016
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The political shade was so real it hurt.
No I don't mind being humiliated in public.
Why do you ask?#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/nxeFo3wkCB— Chuy Biscochitos (@krodNM) June 21, 2016
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Pobrecito Chris Christie. His eyes are screaming for help.
Though, one good point was brought up: Who will make his hands look bigger?
"In your resume you listed Photoshop as a skill. Are you able to make hands look larger in photos?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— Jaret Czarniecki (@czar0406) June 21, 2016
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You’re gonna need more than Photoshop to get that accomplished.
And, of course…
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ you say you can help build the wall? you're freaking hired!
— sissy sega sluts (@phozonhanabi) June 21, 2016
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So…
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
Can you build a wall?
Will you work for nothing?Because #TrumpSoPoor we're only hiring Freemasons
— Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) June 21, 2016
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Many…
What's your favorite kind of wall? #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) June 21, 2016
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Wall…
https://twitter.com/nuffsaidNY/status/745343785362653184
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Jokes!
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ which block of my wall do you like best? pic.twitter.com/1jPhkS4uot
— Pat Fuller (@bannerite) June 21, 2016
