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If ‘Making a Murderer’ was Turned into a Telenovela

Have you binge-watched Making a Murderer yet? If you have, you’ve probably been wondering what the popular Netflix documentary would be like if it was turned into a movie. But… what if it was turned into a telenovela? Here’s a guess at what it would look like:

Embattled defendant Steven Avery…

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Would be played by Sergio Sendel.

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Everyone’s favorite attorneys, Dean Strang and Jerome Buting…

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Would be played by Ernesto Laguardia and Sebastian Ligarde.

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Despised “Special Prosecutor” Ken Kratz…

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Would be played by Arturo Peniche.

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Think he needs a pair of glasses? OK.

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Avery’s nephew, Brendan Dassey…

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Would be played by Christopher von Uckermann.

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And his mom, Barb Tadych…

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Would be played by Edith Gonzalez.

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Brendan’s sketchy defense attorney, Len Kachinsky…

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Would be played by Alejandro Tommassi.

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Manitowoc County Sheriff’s Department Lieutenant James Lenk…

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Would be played by Alexis Ayala.

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And his partner in, um, police work, Manitowoc County Sheriff’s Department Sergeant Andrew Colborn…

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Would be played by Cesar Mora.

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Avery’s girlfriend, Jodi Stachowski…

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Would be played by Michelle Vieth.

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And that silver-haired news reporter who caught your eye during press conferences…

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Would be played by Saul Lisazo.

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What Latinas Really Want in Bed

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What Latinas Really Want in Bed

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We want you on top and wrapped all over our skin.

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Not you, the San Marcos cobija.

After things start getting hot, we want you to make sure its wet. Real wet.

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A wet and cold towel under our neck always hits the spot and helps us cool off.

We want our time in bed to be super passionate.

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And watching telenovelas always hit the spot.

READ: How Telenovelas Lied to Us About Sex

We love when you show up with those magic pills that make us feel so good ?.

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Because nothing makes us feel better after a night of drinking than a couple Advil.

Most girls are against having an audience, but we don’t really mind.

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Your creepy luchador figurines don’t really bother us.

Our favorite activity in bed is always Netflix and chil…

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aquiles.

READ: This is Why Latinas Have No Need to Watch Porn

Our time in bed always has to end the right way.

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Café de la olla, please!

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