Trying to figure women out is as easy as solving this: (a + b) = a + 3a
2b + 3ab 2 + b 3
Exactly, luckily we’re here to help with the translation of what Latinas really mean when they say these words…
Fine. Translation: A devious little world that contains all of the frustration in the universe. I just won’t let you have a piece of my mind…Right this second. Do whatever you want. Translation: This is a test and if you are dumb enough to do what you really want, be prepared to suffer the consequences. Ya casi estoy lista. Translation: I’ll be ready when I’m ready, which is not any time soon. Go find yourself something better to do and stop asking what time I’ll be ready. READ: These Are The Latinas You’re Glad You Left In the Past You don’t have to come, but… Translation: You better come. Unless you’re ready to go back to singles land, you really have no choice. We need to talk. Translation: Start fear mode NOW. Whatever you do, don’t you dare interrupt. We’ll talk about this later. Translation: You’re almost winning this argument, but I need a second to regroup and think of a better comeback. I don’t want to ruin our friendship. Translation: You’re sweet…And ugly. READ: Expectations Guys Have of Their Latina GFs Nada. Translation: EVERYTHING is wrong. Whatever. Translation: You win this argument, but I just refuse to acknowledge it. Me veo gorda? Translation: This is not a real question. If you answer yes you’re dead. READ: These Latino Boyfriends are the Best Thing We Never Had No tengo hambre. Translation: I just want a bite… Order whatever you want and share. I’m tired. Translation: I literally just ate a two-pound burrito and I’m not really feeling like I want to take my clothes off. Just roll over. What did you just say? Translation: I’m really trying to help get your foot out of your mouth. Take advantage of the opportunity and quickly reconsider your last comment. I’m not mad. Translation: I’m going to kill you. Do you think she’s pretty? Translation: If you so much attempt to turn your head to verify your answer – you’re dead. WATCH: There are 3 Types of Jealous Boyfriends. Is Yours One? Maybe. Translation: No. De pronto. Translation: No. Yes. Translation: Maybe or maybe not. But probably not. Don’t forget to share this with your friends by clicking the share button below!