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This ICE Instagram Account Kinda Proves Not EVERYONE Needs To Be On Instagram

Looking for a new Insta account to follow? If drugs, guns and counterfeit property tickle your fancy, you should follow ICE. Yes, ICE, as in Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

They’ve got a few photos that are exactly what you’d expect on Instagram. Like this shot of two agents looking at a city skyline contemplatively…

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This candid shot of agents at work…

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And the requisite shot with a celebrity.

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But wait – they also post photos of people they’ve apprehended. This guy is an alleged human trafficker:

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This guy was busted for being an Alex Rodriguez fan. Just kidding. He’s a foreign national described as an “enforcement priority.”

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This guy, an alleged gang member, appears to be cracking an uneasy smile for the camera. Someone must have told him it was for Instagram.

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However, not everyone says “cheese” for ICE. These two men, described as MS-13 gang members, are dead serious. They were deported.

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So what else does ICE post? Photos of agents organizing raids…

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And the items they seize in some of those raids.

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They also seize counterfeit items, like this fake Chicago Blackhawks merchandise.

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And once in a while, they’ll also post a random dinosaur fossil. This one was stolen, recovered by ICE and sent back to its owner in China.

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But mostly, they publish wanted posters with hashtags like #MostWantedWednesday. Fun, right?!

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READ: 11 Times Diane Guerrero Used Her Own Experiences To Explain The Problems With U.S. Immigration

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11 Things Your Mom Said That Made You Rage with Anger

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11 Things Your Mom Said That Made You Rage with Anger

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Let’s be honest, nothing made us cringe more than some of our mom’s favorite sayings. Of course, we keep the rage on the down-low because respeto. But DAYUM we’re only human and our inner contestona responded in a not-so-respectful way, and if she could hear us, it would sound like this…

“Mientras vivas en mi casa, sigues mis reglas.”

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If I made the rules, they would make more sense. I swear you make them up as you go along.

“Más sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo.”

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Wait did you just call yourself the devil and old? If I were to do that, I’d get a chanclazo for sure.

“¿No te gusta?! Pues no estas en un restaurante!”

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All I wanted was McDonald’s and now you are forcing me to eat my weight in frijoles? I’m pretty sure that’s child abuse.

“¿Crees que nací ayer?”

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No, of course not because you keep pulling rank on me, and I can’t get anything past you.

“El dinero no crece en los árboles.”

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Kendall said it best.

“Ya verás cuando tengas hijos.”

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Here we go again! I’d love to tell you I might not have kids, but then you’ll have a patatús.

“Dios te castigará.”

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Me having this conversation with you right now is punishment enough.

“Tu prima ya hizo (fill in the blank with something you should be doing too).”

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You mean the same prima you were criticizing yesterday for being a malcriada? How quickly things change when you want to make a point.

“Todo lo que hago por ustedes y así me pagan.”

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I’m just gonna sneak an eyeroll in right here and hope you don’t notice because I CAN’T with this cuento again!

“¿Te mandas sola?”

No
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Maybe if I had the time, but I’m too busy following your orders to come up with my own.

“¿Para qué tienes que salir si ya saliste ayer y antier?”

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I ate, peed and pooped on those days too, and I’m gonna do it again today, so why can’t I go out, too?

READ: What If Your Angry Mom Quotes Were Motivational Posters

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