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EXCLUSIVE! Here’s What Didn’t Make It Into Donald Trump’s Convention Speech

Donald Trump says a lot of things, but its the things he doesn’t say that scare us the most. Trump’s acceptance speech for presidential nominee leaked hours before he took the stage, but thanks to a reliable source at Mitú, we actually saw an earlier draft Trump planned to give.* The manifesto, which was scribbled in Trump’s favorite crayon shade, features a lot of points that were cut from his final performance. Here are a few examples of the edit:

Trump said this: “Homicides last year increased by 17 percent in America’s 50 largest cities. That’s the largest increase in 25 years.”

But he originally wrote this: Don’t feed Latinos after midnight, or they’ll turn into rapists and criminals!

Credit:  Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube

I don’t know what’s more offensive: the ignorance or that he outright aped a plot point from “Gremlins.”

Trump said this: “Nearly 180,000 illegal immigrants with criminal records, ordered deported from our country, are tonight roaming free to threaten peaceful citizens.”

Credit: Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube / Giphy

But he originally wrote this: First thing you wanna know about hippogriffs Latinos, is that they’re very proud creatures, very easily offended.

Credit: Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube

In a week where plagiarism claims plagued the RNC, it’s probably better that Trump’s team pulled Hagrid’s words from his final speech.

Trump said this: I’m with you!

But he originally wrote this: I’m with you, unless you’re brown!

Credit: Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube

I can’t even.

Trump said this: We are going to build a great border wall to stop illegal immigration!

Credit: Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube

But he originally wrote this: I put up a wall around my emotions, and look how rational and sane I turned out!

Credit: Donald Trump Speeches & Rallies Live 2016 / YouTube

This sad piece of therapy reveals why Trump thinks walls are a good thing. I wonder why they made him take it out?

Trump said this: By ending catch-and-release on the border, we will stop the cycle of human smuggling and violence. Illegal border crossings will go down.

But he originally wrote this: Tacos are a false flag to distract you from their Reconquista!!!!! And then he drew this:

BLAR! #CrayonCramp #Art #Artwork #Drawing #Crayons #CrayonArt

A photo posted by Crayon Cramp (@crayoncramp) on

Credit: CrayonCamp / Instagram

We believe this is a picture of his running mate Mike Pence.

*This was a joke. Please don’t sue us, Donald Trump.

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READ: Ted Cruz Gave Donald Trump The Middle Finger At His Own Convention And It Was Glorious

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Federal Investigators Executed A Search Warrant On Rudy Giuliani’s N.Y.C. Home And This Is Just The Beginning

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Federal Investigators Executed A Search Warrant On Rudy Giuliani’s N.Y.C. Home And This Is Just The Beginning

Months of investigations on Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani officially came to a head Wednesday morning.

The former New York City mayor’s dealings with Ukraine officials in 2019 have been under scrutiny for months by authorities who have been investigating allegations Giuliani lobbied for powerful Ukrainian interests. The investigations have also looked into claims that Giuliani also solicited the Ukrainian government for damaging information on President Joe Biden when he was running against Trump in the 2020 election.

There is also the matter of allegations that Giuliani attempted to find information on Biden’s son Hunter, who was part of the board of an energy company in Ukraine.

Federal investigators executed a search warrant on Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan home on Wednesday morning.

The search was part of a criminal investigation into Giuliani‘s activities with Ukraine. According to The New York Times, “Prosecutors obtained the search warrants as part of an investigation into whether Mr. Giuliani broke lobbying laws as President Trump’s personal lawyer.”

Federal agents seized cellphones and other electronic devices as part of the investigation. The search warrant took place around 6 a.m. at Mr. Giuliani’s apartment on Madison Avenue and his Park Avenue office in Manhattan.

The execution of a search warrant against the former president’s lawyer is particularly shocking.

The warrant comes as a major development in the investigation that has been ongoing for some time and examines the former- mayor’s conduct during Mr. Trump’s first impeachment trial.

“It was also a remarkable moment in Mr. Giuliani’s long arc as a public figure,” noted New York Times. “As mayor, Mr. Giuliani won national recognition for steering New York through the dark days after the Sept. 11 attacks, and earlier in his career, he led the same U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan that is investigating him now, earning a reputation as a hard-charging prosecutor who took on organized crime and corrupt politicians.”

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Jenny Solares Is One IG Creator Everyone Needs To Follow

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Jenny Solares Is One IG Creator Everyone Needs To Follow

A year in quarantine has led so many of us to doom scroll and get lost in social media. As a result, some people are getting more recognition and one person who should be getting your attention is Jenny Solares, or @es_jenny_solares on Instagram.

Jenny Solares is here with the relatable content we all want.

The Guatemalan content creator knows what the people want to see. How many times have you heard someone say that they like a woman who can eat? Well, as Jenny urges, prove it, y’all. Take your lady out and get her all of the food that she wants. Let’s go!

Now, that’s how you add salsa to someone’s food. If you didn’t already think this way when adding salsa to your tacos, you definitely will now. It’s just impossible not to.

We also love seeing her collaborating with Estefania Saavedra, a fellow Latina creator. A rising tide lifts all boats so we appreciate seeing these Latinas working together.

Solares is even creating brand new identities.

Cholas will forever have a place in our hearts. We know cholas. We love cholas. We are related to cholas. Solares’ creation of the glola is truly a work of art. Just because you’re a chola doesn’t mean you can’t love glitter and colors.

She’s even got some of the Covid humor in check.

There are going to be so many school assignments about this year in the coming years. Kids will be learning about the time the world stood still as we battled an out-of-control virus. It is going to be us having to tell the little ones about that time and it’s going to be rough. Get ready to reliving everything we have been dealing with for the last year.

On top of all of the comedy, Solares is ready to show her fans some real love for their support.

“Thank you all for letting me be me. Thank you for appreciating my silliness, my craziness, my songs, my dances, my imperfections,” Solares tells her fans in a year-end video. “Thank you for letting me be myself. This year was full of so much sadness, uncertainty, frustration, and, for a lot of people, loneliness. Thank you all for not letting me feel that loneliness.”

Thank you, Jenny. Your comedy has been a bright spot for so many during an incredibly hard and sad year.

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