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El Chapo Prison Footage Shows All You Need is an iPad and Toilet Paper

Wondering what went down in El Chapo’s prison cell before he escaped? Wonder no more. Mexico’s National Security Commissioner, Monte Alejandro Rubido, released footage that shows El Chapo’s last moments before he slipped away from a tunnel beneath his cell. Here’s a breakdown:

First, El Chapo looks like he’s taking care of business in the restroom.

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OR IS HE?

Then takes a quick peek over at his shower.

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Something is definitely up.

Then El Chapo paces back and forth for a bit. Is he nervous or impatient?

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BTW, people in NYC wish they had this much room in their studio apartments.

WAIT A MINUTE.

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What’s that bright light to his left?

IS THAT AN IPAD?!?

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Apparently, El Chapo kept life’s essentials in his prison cell: an iPad and toilet paper.

This is probably what his Netflix looked like:

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Shawshank Redemption? El Chapo’s rating: ?????

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Also, did he get to keep the shirt he was wearing when he was captured?

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Looks familiar…

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Who leaves behind a perfectly good iPad and a nice shirt? A guy worth hundreds of millions.

Anyway, back to the cell. After a few more paces, El Chapo heads back to the corner.

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Is he speaking to someone in the tunnel below? He’s definitely not taking a shower fully clothed. Yo, were any guards even watching this feed?

Once it’s time to go, El Chapo slips on his shoes.

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One foot at a time.  He’s just like us!

Can we get a closer look at his kicks? Let’s ENHANCE:

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What? GUCCI LOAFERS? You definitely can’t leave those behind.

Then El Chapo gets up, walks back to the corner…

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Aaaaaand he’s gone. Como por arte de magia.

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What other movies should El Chapo add to his Netflix cue? Let us know below!

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'East Los High' Cast and Social Celebs Got Down at the Season 3 Viewing Party

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‘East Los High’ Cast and Social Celebs Got Down at the Season 3 Viewing Party

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The stars of East Los High, Vine stars and fans partied together to celebrate season three of the popular Hulu show, which premieres today. Here’s what went down…

Danielle Vega and Gabriel Chavarria were on hand:

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The East Los High co-stars mingled with fans before watching the first two episodes of season three.

It’s not official unless you’ve got popcorn:

The two were joined by approximately 200 guests at Mack Sennet Studios in Silver Lake.

They weren’t the only ones enjoying the buttery treats.

The first episode of East Los got Vine sensations Jay Mendoza and Oscar Miranda like…

There were plenty of familiar faces.

Ray Diaz made a surprise appearance.

Diaz, who plays Nicholas Reyes on the show, surprised fans after the screening and joined the post festivities.

These dancing machines hit the floor.

Can’t stop, won’t stop was the theme of the night. Watch Miranda and YouTube stars Timothy DeLaGhetto and Ricky Shucks form a mini conga line.

Danielle showed us her favorite emoji:

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So did Gabriel:

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Finger lickin’ spicy chicken quesadillas won everyone over.

Just look at Max Weisz getting his grub on.

Followed by…

A FRUTERO. Mango, pineapple and watermelon drenched in lime juice and Tajín. Yum.

Oh, and there were also paletas!

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To finish off the night, guests were treated to an assortment of sweet treats like paletas de coco, tamarindo and fresa.

Season 3 of ‘East Los High’ premieres Wednesday, July 15 on Hulu

Who is your favorite East Los High cast member? Let us know in the comment section below.