El Chapo Prison Footage Shows All You Need is an iPad and Toilet Paper
Wondering what went down in El Chapo’s prison cell before he escaped? Wonder no more. Mexico’s National Security Commissioner, Monte Alejandro Rubido, released footage that shows El Chapo’s last moments before he slipped away from a tunnel beneath his cell. Here’s a breakdown:
First, El Chapo looks like he’s taking care of business in the restroom.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
OR IS HE?
Then takes a quick peek over at his shower.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
Something is definitely up.
Then El Chapo paces back and forth for a bit. Is he nervous or impatient?
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
BTW, people in NYC wish they had this much room in their studio apartments.
WAIT A MINUTE.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
What’s that bright light to his left?
IS THAT AN IPAD?!?
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
Apparently, El Chapo kept life’s essentials in his prison cell: an iPad and toilet paper.
This is probably what his Netflix looked like:
Shawshank Redemption? El Chapo’s rating: ?????
READ: Most Insane Animals Left Behind by Fallen King Pins
Also, did he get to keep the shirt he was wearing when he was captured?
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
Looks familiar…
Credit: Latin Content / Getty
Who leaves behind a perfectly good iPad and a nice shirt? A guy worth hundreds of millions.
Anyway, back to the cell. After a few more paces, El Chapo heads back to the corner.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
Is he speaking to someone in the tunnel below? He’s definitely not taking a shower fully clothed. Yo, were any guards even watching this feed?
Once it’s time to go, El Chapo slips on his shoes.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
One foot at a time. He’s just like us!
Can we get a closer look at his kicks? Let’s ENHANCE:
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
What? GUCCI LOAFERS? You definitely can’t leave those behind.
Then El Chapo gets up, walks back to the corner…
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
Aaaaaand he’s gone. Como por arte de magia.
Credit: CB WEB Grupo CB Multiplataforma / YouTube
What other movies should El Chapo add to his Netflix cue? Let us know below!
What other movies should El Chapo add to his Netflix cue? Let us know below!
Notice any needed corrections? Please email us at corrections@wearemitu.com