Somehow, El Chapo Guzmán keeps causing a stir even when he’s behind bars. Twitter recently blew up after “rumors” spread that El Chapo had escaped from prison for a third time. The rumors were likely sparked by an article from a fake ABC News site that’s clearly meant for fans of trolling, not journalism. But hey, people have realized that facts shouldn’t get in the way of a good joke, so thousands of people on Twitter sounded off on El Chapo’s “escape.” And admittedly, some of the jokes were pretty good.
There was speculation on how it all could’ve gone down…
El Chapo: Your laces are untied
Guard: huh? *looks down*
El Chapo: pic.twitter.com/IAc3py97vs
— zαck ツ (@BliiMoh) July 8, 2016
Evidence of the escape was discovered…
Security camera footage of El Chapo escaping from prison for the 3rd time. pic.twitter.com/Hs0tNkItGq
— Ron Anthony Bautista (@BautistaNY) July 8, 2016
Some people lamented living with strict parents…
El-Chapo gets out of jail more then I get out of my house
— AllSkillNoTalk (@DaddyAllSkill) July 8, 2016
And others found photos of El Chapo celebrating his escape.
El Chapo be like… ?
Via – @World_Wide_Wob pic.twitter.com/UAsY2cnGXD
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) July 8, 2016
This person lives by the phrase “Gotta Catch ‘Em All.”
Just caught El Chapo in Pokemon Go
— El Chapo (@rodneylief) July 8, 2016
This person was worried about El Chapo’s next move.
Everyone is going to be pissed when El Chapo signs with the Warriors
— Brett (@BLeez17) July 8, 2016
And this person recited one of El Chapo’s most moving quotes.*
"Some birds just werent meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright"–El Chapo
— Ryan Rosé (@BarstoolChief) July 8, 2016
*That’s not a real El Chapo quote.
Someone wondered if El Chapo was carrying one of these…
El chapo be like pic.twitter.com/m3s1ZaUd4D
— ブライアン (@Papi_Flacko) July 8, 2016
And others wondered what he’d look like on the ride home.
El Chapo on his way back to Sinaloa like…. pic.twitter.com/89mAukyWlF
— Produkt (@ProduKtJRG) July 8, 2016
Several people wondered how Trump would react…
El Chapo has escaped from prison again
Trump: pic.twitter.com/iOypcPH7mQ
— Johann Arellano (@JohannArellano) July 8, 2016
While others wished they could be just as elusive.
El Chapo broke out of prison for the 3rd time and i cant even go to the bathroom without waking up my parents
— GT1 (@gary_theard) July 8, 2016
Some wanted to learn from the man himself…
El chapo need to teach me how escape these student loans
— Talia LaFlare✨ (@QUEEN_chink) July 8, 2016
And somehow, this dude turned the situation into an opportunity to help others build their confidence.
Sometimes you have to be your own El Chapo and escape from your negative thoughts and restricting beliefs that are holding you back.
— Vex King (@VexKing) July 8, 2016
READ: Mexican President Agreed To Ship El Chapo Out After He “Embarrassed” Mexican Government
