Danny Trejo is Running For Office and Here’s Why You Should Vote for Him

Danny Trejo, real-life hero and all-around bad-ass, is running for office.

The Machete star recently posted this photo on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Photo Credit: Danny Trejo / Facebook

It features Trejo posing shirtless in front of the Texas Capitol building with the caption “1 Like = 1 Vote for Machete #Trejo2016″

What office is Trejo running for? Who cares?

Credit: Danny Trejo / Facebook

He’s already got plenty of support.

Come to think of it, Danny Trejo would be a GREAT candidate…for any office.

First of all, he’s a triple threat.

He’s a uniter, not a divider.

He believes in gun control.

He’s got sharp insight on religion.

He stays cool under pressure.

He advocates for the well-being of animals…

He’s taken a clear stance on the use of marijuana.

Credit: Troublemaker Studios / GrimDontGiveAFuck / YouTube

And most importantly, he’s got GUTS.

Plus, he’d have the coolest campaign merch around.

It’s pretty clear now, isn’t it? #Trejo2016

Would you vote for Danny Trejo? Let us know in the comments below. 

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