Danny Trejo is Running For Office and Here’s Why You Should Vote for Him

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Danny Trejo, real-life hero and all-around bad-ass, is running for office.

Have a peaceful New Year #dannytrejo

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The Machete star recently posted this photo on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.


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It features Trejo posing shirtless in front of the Texas Capitol building with the caption “1 Like = 1 Vote for Machete #Trejo2016″

What office is Trejo running for? Who cares?

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He’s already got plenty of support.

Come to think of it, Danny Trejo would be a GREAT candidate…for any office.


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First of all, he’s a triple threat.


He’s a uniter, not a divider.


He believes in gun control.


He’s got sharp insight on religion.


He stays cool under pressure.


He advocates for the well-being of animals…

Even if they’re animals who happen to be mutant ninjas.

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He’s taken a clear stance on the use of marijuana.

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And most importantly, he’s got GUTS.


Plus, he’d have the coolest campaign merch around.

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It’s pretty clear now, isn’t it? #Trejo2016


Would you vote for Danny Trejo? Let us know in the comments below. 

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