Cristela Alonzo Took On A Thief And Walked Away With This Story

Cristela Alonzo never ceases to bring the heat in her interviews. This past week, Alonzo appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” to promote her new Netflix special, “Lower Classy”, but her story about an encounter with a thief stole the show.

After hanging out with a friend, Cristela was making her way to her car when a gardener approached with bad news.

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Apparently, the thief had literally just broken into her car and was barely across the street.

Cristela could tell he was the culprit because he was holding a bag from the cosmetics store Sephora.

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Cristela thanked the gardener for the tip.

Then Cristela did what any scorned makeup fanatic would do: she began following the guy…

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Because that’s the sane thing to do, right?

Finally, she dropped the sneaky act and went into full beast mode, yelling at the guy:

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I feel bad for the thief at this point.

Friends told her she was crazy for confronting the thief, but Cristela said she did it cause she was Catholic, saying, “I trust God…”

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By now, the thief is definitely regretting his decision to cross Cristela.

In the end, ‘Stela got her bag back from the thief. But more importantly, she learned something about herself:

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No sane thief would try to go toe-to-toe with Cristela again, but for the rest of us, don’t try this at home. Or on the street. Or anywhere, ever.

Watch the entire clip now, and if you like that, check out “Lower Classy” on Netflix.

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