CREDIT: THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT / YOUTUBE
Stephan Colbert: “You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers.”
Stephen Colbert just couldn’t help himself. The late night host joined the Sean Penn/El Chapo fun by submitting his own audition tape for the biopic that is allegedly being produced — weird stick-on mustache and all.
“Ah, me llamo El Chapo. I run this Mexico. You’ll never take me alive, Coppers,” he says. “El bango, el bango.” As he continues with other outrages statements about drug mules and decapitated heads… which are not entirely ridiculous given El Chapo’s reputation.
Watch the video above to see Colbert channel his best El Chapo.