By Calling Her “Estupida,” Fox News Proves To Be “Estupida”

It’s been a tough week for Ariana Grande, who was caught on video committing the gravest of sins: licking donuts that she had NO INTENTION OF EATING.

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Donut blasphemy. Oh, she also said “I hate America.” That’s bad, too.

Fox News wasn’t happy about it. During an appearance on Fox & Friends, conservative radio host Laura Ingraham called Grande “another spoiled, entitled pop princess.” After calling Grande’s music “stupid,” Ingraham ended her criticism of the pop star by saying: “Estupida!”


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Why? Presumably, because she thought Grande was a Spanish-speaking Latina. 

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Mariah Carey And Ariana Grande Harmonized Their Whistle Tones On ‘Oh Santa!’ And 2020 Is Saved


Mariah Carey And Ariana Grande Harmonized Their Whistle Tones On ‘Oh Santa!’ And 2020 Is Saved

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Mariah Carey is the queen of Christmas and Christmas music. Well, she is at it again with her new Christmas boop “Oh Santa!” The Queen of Christmas is joined by Jennifer Hudson and Ariana Grande to bring a little ray of light this holiday season after a crazy 2020.

First of all, Mariah Carey has heard your 2020 woes and has gifted you all a new Christmas anthem with “Oh Santa!”

“Oh Santa!” is an upbeat and exciting new Christmas tune that is here to save us from the depressive 2020 we have been experiencing. The music video is filled with lights, red and green outfits, three unstoppable divas, dancing elf, and a partridge in a pear tree. It is the second most exciting thing to happen in 2020, just behind the vaccine news for Covid-19.

The girl group for Santa is clearly an exciting achievement for Carey.

There is something so magical about these amazing ladies takin the stage in the music video and making our Christmas wishes come true. If you didn’t know you needed this festive mega-collab, give “Oh Santa!” listen. You quarantine 2020 Christmas is about to get so much better thanks to these three unstoppable divas.

Fans are living for the moment where Grande and Carey harmonized.

Not just a normal harmonization. Puh-lease. As if these women would do anything normal and expected. The two singers made it a point to harmonize their whistle tones and it was clearly the work of Christmas magic. Carey is basically Christmas personified so it just makes sense that she would be able to create this magically music Christmas moment.

The musical icons have such similar voices that this moment needs to be experienced by everyone.

It is truly a magical moment. Something to behold, tbh. There are few things in this world that can spark a lot of joy in people given the spectacularly terrible year 2020 has been but “Oh Santa!” does just that. We are literally here for any and all special moments to make the rest of this year even halfway better.

Thank you, Mariah. You have blessed us with something great and we can never repay you.

She has taken an otherwise disastrous year and given us something that will keep us moving forward. It gives you another song to play while FaceTiming your mami and papi this year so you can enjoy a spectacularly safe Christmas.

READ: Mariah Carey Says Her Love Of Christmas Was Actually Sparked By Her ‘Dysfunctional’ Upbringing—”I created the Christmases that I wanted to have”

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Trump Won’t Shut Up About Acing A Cognitive Test, But Just How Difficult Is The Test?

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Trump Won’t Shut Up About Acing A Cognitive Test, But Just How Difficult Is The Test?

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Looking back at my days back in school, I remember plenty of kids who bragged about their IQ results or how they’re smarter than everyone else. They wanted everyone to know they were a genius and that they had the hard data to prove it. I don’t remember ever taking an IQ test and I was always skeptical of those kids who said they were. I mean who’s parents had the time to be dragging their kids off to tests that in reality mean very little?

So when Trump claimed in an interview this week that he “aced” a “very hard” cognitive test, I couldn’t help but look back at my high school days. But I also wondered, “How hard could this mysterious cognitive test really be?”

Well, here’s a hint: it’s ridiculously easy.

Trump says he aced a cognitive test but what exactly does that mean?

On Fox News Sunday, in an interview with Chris Wallace, President Trump bragged about acing a test that proves just how incredible and smart he is. There’s only one issue – it’s not an IQ test and it’s not meant to be difficult unless you suffer from a cognitive disability.

Also, once again Trump blatantly lied about the test and what it is. He said he “answered all 35 questions correctly” on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which actually has just 30 questions. That means the president was giving himself credit for filling out the top five lines of the test: his name, education, sex, date of birth and the current date.

Though this shouldn’t come as a surprise from a president who has uttered more than 20,000 falsehoods or mischaracterized claims since taking office. Though with this particular case, it’s more likely that he’s misrepresenting about how hard they were, in order to look “smarter” than Joe Biden.

The claim came during an interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace – which was full of other interesting tidbits.

Not even including the whole cognitive test topic, Trump’s Sunday interview with Fox News was a doozy. Chris Wallace – the only slightly less bias anchors at the network – didn’t give Trump the softball interview that he was probably expecting.

Wallace challenged Trump on everything from his poor performance in polls regarding the November election – including one from Fox News itself – to his poor handling to the Coronavirus pandemic and racial inequality.

So what is this test Trump claims to have done so well at?

The test is called the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA), and was created by the neurologist Dr Ziad Nasreddine in 1996. The test was created to help diagnose cognitive difficuties in those experiencing some form of Alzheimer’s disease or dementia. Therefore, if you’re not suffering from either of those conditions then the test is literally meant to be easy.

Talking to MarketWatch, the test’s creator stressed that the test “is supposed to be easy for someone who has no cognitive impairment.” He also added that this is not an IQ test and has no bearing on how skilled a person is. Sorry to break it to you Donald.

However, Trump is right about the start of the test being very easy. But when it comes to the last five questions, his claim that they’re “very hard” is unsettling (although not surprising) in what it reveals about his relationship with reality.

Here are a few examples of questions on the test, how well can you do?

Lets start off right where the test starts off: with these simple activities meant to demonstrate your cognitive abilities. It’s not challenging at all, unless, of course, you’re suffering from a cognitive disability.

The first question involved drawing a line between numbers and their equivalent letters (1 to A, A to 2, 2 to B and so on). Then you have to draw a cube, and a clock at 10 past 11. I will say it took me a minute to understand exactly what I had to do here – blame it on not seeing an actual clock in probably years – but once I realized what I needed to do, it was done in a few seconds. Didn’t require no bigly geniusness to get it done.

This is supposedly the hardest part – according to Trump.

In Trump’s interview with Wallace, the president bets Wallace that he “couldn’t even answer the last five questions” of the test. But for a mentally healthy person, the last five questions should be as simple as the rest.

The fifth-to-last question on the test asks you to repeat a sentence out loud, before naming as many words as you can starting with F. In the following “abstraction” section, you have to spot the similarity between different objects such as trains and bicycles (modes of transport), or a watch and a ruler (measuring devices).

Next, you have to recall the random words that were included in the earlier memory section. This may be the part that’s easiest to trip over. And finally, for the orientation part of the test, you have to … say what the date is.

The now infamous elephant question.

If you’re lucky enough to not have any cognitive impairment, this part is also easy. There are three drawings – a lion, rhino and camel. As mentioned, there are a few versions of the test with very minor differences – for example, the test Fox News showed during the interview had an elephant on it (you can see it here), but the latest test has a rhino instead.

If you’re interested in trying out more questions of the test, you can find the full version here.

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