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America’s Favorite Imported Beer From Mexico Facing Troubled Stock Market

No matter where you come from, everyone loves a good beer.

And this is why my tíos are still single.

Posted by We are mitú on Monday, October 31, 2016

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Let’s be honest though, some get too much pleasure from it. We all have that drunkle.

Since the election, however, stock in Corona — America’s favorite Mexican beer import — has taken a nose dive faster than, well, this…

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Five second rule doesn’t apply here. Or does it…

In one day of trading, Constellation Brands, Corona’s parent company, saw its shares drop from $166 to $153.

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That’s about an 8 percent decline for a company that also owns Corona Extra, Corona Light, Modelo Especial, Modelo Negra and Pacifico.

The decline is tied to investors’ fears in how trading between Mexico and the U.S. will play out in the coming months.

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If NAFTA, a deal partly spearheaded by George H. W. Bush and signed by Bill Clinton, is revoked, tariffs would inflate the cost of ingredients going to Mexico, as well as the cost of imported Corona in the U.S. — creating a dip in profits and scaring off potential investors.

However, Corona isn’t worried about their recent dip.

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Rob Sands, CEO of Constellation Brand told investors, “I don’t expect [the election] to affect our business in the short term and as these policies develop, we will respond accordingly and engage with government accordingly.”

Whatever the future holds for Corona, one thing is always true: DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

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What’s your favorite Mexican import? mitú wants to know!

We Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Startling Amount Of People Believe There’s A Link Between Corona (The Beer) And Coronavirus

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We Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Startling Amount Of People Believe There’s A Link Between Corona (The Beer) And Coronavirus

We don’t mean to minimize the hardship that the newfound coronavirus has caused in China and the red alerts that the medical crisis has sparked all around the world. However, it is important to note how misinformation and Internet humor can lead to some people actually believing the most outlandish stories and explanations for the global health crisis.

Of course there have been conspiracy theories that claim that China was developing a biological weapon and things got out of control. This, of course has sparked all sorts of rumors, as is the case when global pandemics happen. But the fact remains that Chinese authorities have tracked the virus back to a market in Wuhan where exotic species and wild animals were being sold. It is believed that the virus, which is called “corona” because its shape resembles a crown, originated in a wild snake species and was then passed on to humans.

But of course for beer drinkers around the world the name reminded them of something else.

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Yes, particularly for gringos the virus’ name had a particular resonance with the Mexican lager, renowned around the world for its crisp flavor and breezy palate. And also a reminder of many drunken nights or cruel hangovers. 

So, of course, the Internet being the Internet, memes relating the refreshing brew and the scary virus soon popped up everywhere!

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So according to online chistes this is how the virus actually came about: with a compa having una chelita bien helada. If only this was true… 

Others just begged to be infected…

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… al mal paso darle prisa, they say. 

Others gave the memes a more geopolitical twist!

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It is no secret that U.S.-China relationships have deteriorated during the Trump administration and people soon got creative to throw political jabs at both sides. We wouldn’t be surprised, however, if some MAGA dudes actually believe something like this could actually be true. 

And of course where there is a Corona there is a lime… or lyme…?

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Get it? Get it? Such a dad joke

The Mexican Internet has produced by far the best coronavirus related memes.

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Just look at the estilacho on this compa, downing his chela with the aplomb of a true gentleman. 

And being “infected” became the best excuse for a drunken rampage

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So if you get totally malacopa in a good old-fashioned borrachera, you can always blame the now celebre Corona-virus. 

But here’s the kicker… an increasing number of people actually believe there is a link between Corona beer and coronavirus! Yes, es neta!

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As Vice reported, Google search trends related to the virus obviously had an increase in the past few days as the disease spreads around the world and governments scramble to prevent populations from getting the disease that affects the upper respiratory tract, sometimes with fatal results. Searches such as “coronavirus symptoms” or “how do I prevent coronavirus” had a huge spike of 1050% in only a week.

However, the search trends also revealed a dark reality: people can be really ignorant when it comes to matters of public and personal health. As VICE reported, “there has also been a spike in searches for ‘corona beer virus,’ because apparently people are under the impression that coronavirus, also known as nCoV, has something to do with Corona brand beer.”

Some people claim that #fakenews doEs not actually cause any harm, but we beg to differ: people are ready and even willing to believe anything, particularly if it is just totally out of any scope of logic or common sense. 

And no, the searches do not originate in Mexico, where the beer is produced.

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The searches actually come from countries that are supposedly developed and whose citizens should definitely know better. VICE further reports: “The searches have been prevalent in North America (but not in Mexico, where the beer is produced) and western Europe (we see you, Finland), as well as in Australia, India, Indonesia, Japan, and New Zealand.” Just wow!

And it gets even worse. Far-right conspiracy theorists actually say that the best way to prevent the virus is by drinking bleach, as Daily Beast reports: “the conspiracy purveyors at QAnon are suggesting that the best way to protect yourself from coronavirus is by drinking bleach. In both tweets and videos, QAnon associates have suggested that their followers should purchase and consume a product called Miracle Mineral Solution, Miracle Mineral Supplement, or simply MMS.”

Just what is wrong with people?

Trump Scores A Major Victory As The Senate Passes His USMCA Trade Deal, But What Does The Deal Mean For Workers?

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Trump Scores A Major Victory As The Senate Passes His USMCA Trade Deal, But What Does The Deal Mean For Workers?

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Mitch McConnell himself has referred to this year’s Senate as a legislative graveyard where bills from the House go to die. He’s literally called himself the legislative grim reaper. Very little law has been formed during the last Congress and the United States can thank the Senate Majority Leader for this lack of progress.

And with all of Washington’s attention on Trump’s impeachment trial (which is finally underway in the Senate), few had much better expectations when it came to the legislative calendar. However, late last week, the Senate passed Trump’s renegotiated trade agreement between the US, Canada, and Mexico – referred to as the USMCA (formerly NAFTA).

Surprisingly, the deal also passed with nearly unanimaous support in both the House and the Senate – a rare act of bipartisanship. But what does it mean for the United States? And, perhaps more importantly, what does it mean to the workers the deal will impact most?

Last week, the Senate passed Trump’s renegotiated version of NAFTA – now called the USMCA.

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The revised NAFTA agreement received a rare bipartisan vote of support on Thursday, with a vote of 89-10 in support of the agreement. The deal also received a similar bipartisan vote in the House last month. With the Senate’s approval, the deal now goes to Trump’s desk for a final signs are which is really just a formality since it already has his seal of approval. With the deal’s passage, Trump lands a huge victory on a key campaign promise just as lawmakers are preparing his impeachment trial.

A statement by the White House press secretary called the measure “another trade win for American workers,” replacing “the job-killing, huge failure NAFTA.” 

“USMCA, which the President successfully negotiated over a year ago, rebalances trade between the three countries and will lead to significant economic and job growth in the United States,” the statement said.

USMCA makes several tweaks to the North American Free Trade Agreement, which took effect in 1994.

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The USMCA is meant to replace the North American Free Trade Agreement, negotiated in the 1990s by President George H.W. Bush and pushed through Congress by President Bill Clinton.

Trump and Democrats alike argued that the earlier deal, which opened more free trade across the three countries, damaged American workers by encouraging companies to move jobs out of the U.S. USMCA gives American producers better access to Canadian dairy markets. It creates stricter rules for auto part rules of origin, and requires at least 40% of the parts for a car to be produced in plants where workers make at least $16 an hour. Other changes include updating digital trade and copyright rules.

The tweaks to labor enforcement mechanisms got House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the massive union federation AFL-CIO on board. Trade skeptics in the Senate such as Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) backed USMCA. Brown voted against NAFTA as a House member.

However, several major unions and environmental groups still oppose the agreement.

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Sen. Bernie Sanders voted against the agreement because he said it did not do enough to address climate change and protect jobs.

“In my view, we need to re-write this trade agreement to stop the outsourcing of American jobs, to combat climate change, to protect the environment, and stop the destructive race to the bottom,” he said in a statement Wednesday.

And he isn’t alone. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), also opposed USMCA on climate grounds. In a statement Thursday, he said that “on the greatest issue facing our planet, addressing the climate crisis, the USMCA falls far too short.”

Their stance separates them from the rest of the Democrats who are runnin for the Democratic presidential nomination. Sens. Elizabeth Warren, (D-MA), Amy Klobuchar, (D-MN), and Michael Bennet, (D-CO), all voted to pass USMCA on Thursday.

It’s not a done deal yet – the agreement still needs Canada’s signature.

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In June 2019, Mexico became the first country to ratify the deal. Now that both the House and Senate have passed the bill, all that’s missing on the US side is President Trump’s signature – which is all but guaranteed. Only thing missing is Canada’s ratification but that’s also seen as little more than a formality.

Speaking to reporters ahead of parliament’s return on Monday, Trudeau said Canada would immediately move forward on ratifying the trilateral trade pact, known as USMCA, with the United States and Mexico.

“Passing the new NAFTA in parliament is our priority,” Trudeau said while flanked by members of his cabinet following a three-day retreat. He noted millions of Canadians depend on stable, reliable trade. 

Canada is the last country to ratify the revamp of the 26-year-old North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) that includes tougher rules on labor and automotive content. The deal cannot take effect until it has been ratified by all three member nations.