5 Tips For Getting The Perfect Summer Body

Summer is here, and that can only mean one thing: It’s time to get that perfect summer body to take out to the beach or, say, toss onto the floor as you lie perfectly still in your un-air-conditioned apartment. And we’ve got the ~hottest tips~ to get yours ready.

Let’s get right to it:

Step 1: Go to a mirror. Take a good, long look at your body.

 

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Míralo bien. Memorize every detail, every curve, bump, bony bit and every little lunar. Think about how you got that scar, the way your smile sneaks up a little more on one side, how your nose is your dad’s, exacta, how your hair and your hips are from your mother’s side.

Step 2: Close your eyes and picture your ideal form.

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How is this body going to be different from your fall/winter/spring/that-weird-season-where-it’s-technically-fall-but-still-feel-way-too-hot bod? Hmm, maybe if we added a tail? Horns? Wings??

Step 3: Compare yourself, in painstaking detail, to other summer bodies.

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Like merpeople, blobfish and the paletero.

Step 4: Change all your exercise and eating habits!

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You gotta make those big changes if you want to see real results! Swap warm winter soups for ice cream, trade your coat for shorts, and swap watching Netflix under a blanket for a swim or a walk in a garden.

Step 5: Ask yourself the tough questions.

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Here they are, in order of toughness:

  1. Is it summer?
  2. Do I have a body?


…Did you answer? OK, good. Ya. Fuácata.

You’ve got a summer body.

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And it’s amazing. Take good care of it, and go out and enjoy your summer.


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So, tell us: How’s that summer body coming along?

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