5 Beautifully Perverse Responses To Use When Someone Makes You Speak Spanish

Chances are, someone at some point has, upon confirming that you are indeed Latino/a, asked you to “OMG, say something in Spanish.”

What are you supposed to say, exactly? You’re on the spot! You’re nervous! Everyone is looking at you! And then… “Uh, ummm, me llamo… Bob?” What a letdown.

Fortunately, we’ve put together a handy guide to use when you’re grappling for just the right phrase to show off your Spanish-speaking skills to a group of curious gringo strangers:

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Translation: You have a tremendous ass-face.

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Translation: You’re so ugly, you’d make an onion cry.

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Translation: I shit in your mother’s milk.

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Translation: You pooped and you jumped into the poop.

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Translation: A, E, I, O, U… A donkey knows more than you.

READ: 9 Insults Only Latinos Use As Compliments

What’s your favorite insult? And why did we have to bring milk into this? Poor leche.

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