13 Photos of Hilarious Store Names that Prove Mexicans DGAF

France brought us Lacoste polo shirts. Mexico brought us…


Tacoste. No word if they offer tacos de cocodrilo.

Whenever you’re hungry as an ogre, you can visit this place:

#SoloEnMexico #shrek #esquites #Coyoacan #bizarro #CDMX

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And if that’s not enough, you can get a torta from these golden arches:

If that McTorta’s doesn’t seem legit, maybe this place is more your speed:


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If you want your chicken to be flawless, there’s only one spot to hit:

Need enough fuel to go Super Saiyan? Here you go:

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Whenever you need a pick-me-up, this joint has the hookup:

100% Mexicano!! #Pulque #Starpulcks #Mexico #Tradicion #Sabroso #VSCO

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If you’re willing to travel to a galaxy far, far away, this spot was made for you:

De autentica carne de bantha #soloenmexico #starwars

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Whenever you need supplies for the gifted student in your life, there’s only one place to go:

#xmen #mexico #soloenmexico

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There’s also a one stop shop for your everyday needs:


There’s also a place where you don’t need the latest iOS…

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Whenever you need some laughs (and drinks) in your life, here’s your destination:

The beer bang theory #Beer #Corona #SoloEnMexico

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When you’ve got to burn all of those calories off, there’s only one choice for a workout:

"Vamonos al crosfit".. #TacosElCrosfit #MyKindOfTacos

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