13 Photos of Hilarious Store Names that Prove Mexicans DGAF

France brought us Lacoste polo shirts. Mexico brought us…

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Tacoste. No word if they offer tacos de cocodrilo.

Whenever you’re hungry as an ogre, you can visit this place:

#SoloEnMexico #shrek #esquites #Coyoacan #bizarro #CDMX

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And if that’s not enough, you can get a torta from these golden arches:

If that McTorta’s doesn’t seem legit, maybe this place is more your speed:

#SOLOENMEXICO

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If you want your chicken to be flawless, there’s only one spot to hit:

Need enough fuel to go Super Saiyan? Here you go:

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Whenever you need a pick-me-up, this joint has the hookup:

100% Mexicano!! #Pulque #Starpulcks #Mexico #Tradicion #Sabroso #VSCO

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If you’re willing to travel to a galaxy far, far away, this spot was made for you:

De autentica carne de bantha #soloenmexico #starwars

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Whenever you need supplies for the gifted student in your life, there’s only one place to go:

#xmen #mexico #soloenmexico

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There’s also a one stop shop for your everyday needs:

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There’s also a place where you don’t need the latest iOS…

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Whenever you need some laughs (and drinks) in your life, here’s your destination:

The beer bang theory #Beer #Corona #SoloEnMexico

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When you’ve got to burn all of those calories off, there’s only one choice for a workout:

"Vamonos al crosfit".. #TacosElCrosfit #MyKindOfTacos

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