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13 Mexican Sayings that Sound Really Weird When They’re Translated Literally

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When you grow up Mexican and bilingual, there are plenty of Spanish phrases that can totally get lost in translation, especially if you’re around friends who don’t speak Español. Trying to explain or translate them literally, you realize how ridiculous they sound. You know, stuff like this:

“¿A poco?”

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Literal translation: A little.

What it really means: You don’t say!?

How it sounds in Spanish:  Friend: “Estoy embarazada.” You: “A poco!?”

How it sounds if you translate it literally: Friend: “I’m pregnant.” You: “A little?”

“¿Qué pedo?”

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Literal translation: “What fart?”

What it really means: “What’s up?”

How it sounds in Spanish: “Te veo enojada… ¿que pedo?”

How it sounds if you translate it literally: “You seem upset. What fart with you?”

“Soltar un madrazo.”

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Literal translation: “A big mother.”

What it really means: To strike someone with force, usually on the head.

How it sounds in Spanish: “Dejate de burlarte de mis cejas o te voy a dar un madrazo.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “You better stop teasing me about my eyebrows or I will release a big mother on you!”

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“Cuates.”

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Literal translation: Twins.

What it really means: Bros, buddies or compadres.

How it sounds in Spanish: “Mis cuates son buenos para tirar desmadre.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “My twins really know how to party.”

“Sangrón.”

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Literal translation: Bloody.

What it really means: Annoying.

How it sounds in Spanish: “No puedo soportar a ese güey, es sangrón.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “I can’t stand that fool, he’s so bloody.”

“¡Me vale madre!”

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Literal translation: It’s worth a mother.

What it really means: I don’t give a shit.

How it sounds in Spanish: “Ámame o odiame, me vale madre.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “Love me or hate me, it’s worth mother to me.”

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“Por si las moscas.”

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Literal translation: In case the flies.

What it really means:  Just in case.

How it sounds in Spanish: “No pienso dormir en tu casa esta noche, pero voy a traer un par de calzones por si las moscas.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “I’m not planning on spending the night, but I’m bringing an extra pair of chonies in case the flies.”

“Estoy encabronada / Estoy encabronado.”

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Literal translation: I have become a goat.

What it really means: Pissed off.

How it sounds in Spanish: “Ya se que me veo calmada, pero estoy encabronada.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “I know I look chill on the outside, but I have become a goat on the inside.”

“¡Sepa la bola!”

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Literal translation: The ball knows.

What it really means:  I have no idea.

How it sounds in Spanish: “Todos preguntan de donde fulanita saca tanto dinero para comprar Gucci pirata y yo digo, ‘Sepa la bola.'”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “Everyone is always asking where fulanita gets the money to buy all that fake Gucci and I’m all, ‘The ball knows.'”

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¿Qué onda?

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Literal translation: What wave?

What it really means:  What’s up?

How it sounds in Spanish: “¿Que onda? ¿Ontan las muchachas?”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “What wave? Where the ladies at?”

“¡No mames!”

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Literal translation: Don’t suck.

What it really means:  No way! (But it can be used in so many ways)

How it sounds in Spanish: Friend: “Me aceptarón en Harvard.” You: “¡No mames!

How it would sound if you translated literally: Friend: “I just got accepted to Harvard!” You: “Don’t suck!”

“Estoy pedo”

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Literal translation: I’m fart.

What it really means:  I’m drunk.

How it sounds in Spanish: “No so porque todos dicen que estoy pedo cuando apenas estoy empezando.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “I don’t know why everyone keeps saying I’m fart when I’m just getting started.”

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“¡Aguas!”

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Literal translation: Waters!

What it really means:  Watch out! Also: Be careful!

How it sounds in Spanish: “Aguas, ese perro es bravo.”

How it would sound if you translated literally: “WATERS, that dog is vicious!”

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Someone Actually Stole $50,000 in Bull Sperm from a Latino Farm Owner

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Someone Actually Stole $50,000 in Bull Sperm from a Latino Farm Owner

Imagine relying on bull sperm to make ends meet. Now imagine someone stealing that bull sperm just as you’re about to deliver the goods… to other farms. That’s the situation Turlock, California farm owner John Azevedo found himself this week when he discovered thousands of dollars worth of bull sperm stolen from his truck.

A Latino farm owner is out $50,000 after someone his stole bull semen.

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Yeah. You read that right.

Bandits stole 3,500 units of bull sperm from the back of a truck on Sunday night leading the world to say a collective:

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The sperm, which is collected two to three times a week, vanished from the truck along with the gasoline in the truck.

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The missing semen is more than just your run-of-the-mill bull sperm; it comes from the top 1 percent of bulls in the world.

Why is that semen is so valuable? Because it’s used to inseminate thousands of cows around the world.

For reference, the amount of sperm that was stolen is enough to inseminate 1,000 cows.

The semen was held in three tanks, like the one below, and one transfer tank that keeps the semen at -320 degrees Fahrenheit.

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After the sperm is collected, it is sent to farmers around California and the world.

“Over 70 to 75 percent of all cattle in the U.S. is inseminated artificially,” farm owner John Azevedo told CBS13.

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According to CBS13, the sperm can cause trouble if it fall into the wrong hands because of the liquid nitrogen inside the tanks.

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The tanks are supposed to be handled by professionals. If something were to happen to the containers, those coming in contact with the liquid nitrogen could suffer severe injuries.

Check out the full news report below:

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