Tis The Season For Barely Surviving Family Parties

Celebrate responsibly, Captain’s orders!

Holiday season means spending ALOT of time with your extended family. Awkward small talk with your primos’ new girlfriend, getting questioned on your personal life by your nosey tia? No thanks. Here are some easy tips for how to survive the Holiday season with your big familia.

1. Betting on how many times your Abuela asks you, “¿donde esta tu novio?”


2. Bust out Loteria to avoid others fishing for chisme.


3. Make sure you’re always eating something at every free moment.

4. Put on a classic Latino movie, show or telenovela.


5. Have a karaoke happy hour (or make it five hours).


6. Ask to help with the tamales.


7. If all else fails, find company with Captain.


CAPTAIN MORGAN Spiced Rum. Caribbean Rum With Spice And Other Natural Flavors. 50% Alc/Vol. Captain Morgan Rum Co., Norwalk, CT.

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