What is the best snack after a night of tequila? Any damn thing you can find. But, let’s face it, by the time you wake up, you regret 99% of the food choices you made.
You start the night with great intentions.
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Then, all of a sudden, it’s 2 a.m. and you’re being told to leave the bar, but you’re soooo hungry.
You’ll definitely have a go at Taco Bell.
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And no, the San Marcos blanket does not make the food any more Mexican. Get it together!
You’ll try making a fast and Top Chef-worthy meal by mixing all kinds of shit.
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Tapatío with your Maruchan? Yasssss!
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You basically turn into a master, fusion chef when you drink.
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Because you’re sooo hungry, you don’t have time to eat the pizza and chips separately.
When in doubt, you turn to nachos.
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And let’s face it, what is better than cheesy, beefy nachos?
The Classic Drunk Snack: Leftover-palooza!
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Remember that Chipotle burrito you had for lunch? Well, half of that bad boy is just waiting for you to sink your booze-soaked teeth into it.
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Even drunk you keep things classy.
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Yes, the spread is beautiful, but is it really edible?
Hate onions? Not when you’re drunk AF.
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Me: I’ll take five hotdogs, porfissssss!
Hotdog Vendor: Con que?
Me: Eeeevvvverrythingggggg. ?
We’ve all had the questionable burrito from the only restaurant open after hours…
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Definitely regretted that the following morning.
There’s crowd favorite throw-everything-in-the-fridge-on-a-plate plate.
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Guac? Yes! Hunk of cheese that mami left when visiting? Claro! Hell, let’s just add the whole top shelf and call it a day.
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And for the special people who are too drunk to finish their food the same night…
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There is always the roll-out-of-bed-into-cold-pizza experience. It’s the best way to sober up.
