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What Was This Mom Thinking When She Named Her Kid This

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What were these parents thinking?

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But you’re a guy…

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Yes, we know that’s how you came to be on this earth.

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We’re going to take a wild guess and say you were your mom’s second child.

READ: Latina Moms Never Mean What They Say

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Say it to someone who only speaks English, guaranteed they’ll think you’re saying something else.

Dolores

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Say what??

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The sound of this name is so harsh and there’s no cute way to shorten it… Except Cuca y Cuco.

Adolfo

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Why would your mother name you after the most evil human being that ever existed?

Dominga

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We know what you were born it. Guess what gave it away.

At least now we can all laugh together.

What’s the weirdest name you’ve heard? Click share and let us know!

From Being Brutally Honest About Her Insecurities To Embarrassing Her, Only Sisters Can Get Away With These Things In Public

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From Being Brutally Honest About Her Insecurities To Embarrassing Her, Only Sisters Can Get Away With These Things In Public

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As far as siblings go, the special bond between sisters is one that’s hard to explain. If you have a sister, then you know that there are certain things you can get away with doing to her that none of your other friends would ever let you live down, or forget. Some of us have messed with our hermanitas, done the unforgivable, and lived to tell the tale.

Here are some things you’ve probably done that, otherwise, would have ended some friendships.

1.Tell her you hate how she looks.

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Friends don’t let friends look like basura in public. To some, you’d be called a hater for noticing that they’re slacking in the fashion department. We love our sisters, and it’s because we love them that we want to make sure that they always feel—and look—their best. While others might hold a grudge, with your sis you know it’s all love.

2. Get into a physical fight.

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If you catch these hands with anyone else, it’s usually the end of a relationship. But with a sister, that’s all just a part of life, even if Mamí hates it.

3. Steal.

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Money, clothes, shoes, food—what’s hers is mine, right? Although there are times that you can’t stand what she’s wearing, it only makes sense that somebody related to you has such great taste. (At least sometimes.)

4. Eat her food without being expected to pay her back.

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You know how they say money is the root of all problems? Some friendships add up to nothing more than nickles and dimes, if you catch our drift. But when you grew up under the same roof, chances are your taste buds are pretty in sync. What good is having a sister if she doesn’t read your mind and order that one other thing you’ve been eyeing on the menu?

5. Encroach on her “me” time and personal space.

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Like climbing into her bed and sleep with the lights in after a scary movie. When you can’t stomach something so terrifying, but are a little too embarrassed to squeeze into  a parent’s bed, snuggling up to your sister is the perfect protection. Plus, you can sacrifice her to the monsters in the closet or under the bed if anything goes south.

5. Get her in trouble with the law…almost.

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If you haven’t done it yet, you’ll do it soon. It might not be right, but in the right situation, there’s only one person you could pull this off with—without getting in too much trouble. Whether you’re an older or younger sister, an old license or beat-up school I.D. can get your favorite plus one in on the action. It’s especially helpful for sisters who love doing just about anything together.

6. Play wingman and get it wrong.

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Nobody knows you like your sister, supposedly. She’s seen you through your first infatuations, rebounds, and most devastating heartbreaks. Who better to introduce you to a new amiguito at the bar or curate the cutest dating app profile pictures for your new profile? At least until they ghost you…

7. Fight and act like you never fought.

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Outside of familia, that’s considered fake AF. But with a sister, you can fight about anything from this list, and chances are that five minutes later you’ll be wandering into each other’s rooms to share nail polish and binge Netflix. Few things are worth fighting over with familia.

8. Spread lies.

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Growing up and even now, a sister can be your closest confidant and biggest cover-up. When you’re not in class like you said you were when you spent the money on some pendejadas when you said you wouldn’t, and yes, even when you get back together with that person your mom hates, your sister will be the one to have your back. And when the time comes, you’ll do the same for her and make sure you’ve both got the story straight.

9. Challenge her with the truth.

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We all hate to be told about ourselves. While tough love may end in heartache in other relationships, with sisters, being slapped back into reality with some truth is a blessing in disguise.

10. Expose her secrets.

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In friendships of all kinds, we expect to be able to talk about the hard things and not be judged. A sister’s room especially should be an open door, a safe space. But, there are times when your sis shares something with you that could be dangerous to herself or others, and you have to break that seal of confidentiality to keep her safe. Some of us have said goodbye to old friends by putting their well-being first and having it be as interpreted as nosiness. Luckily, being lovingly nosy comes with the sister territory.

11. Ignore her.

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Flaking, being left on red, or forgetting to show up to things would bother any person. When it comes to your sister, the fact that you know you’ll talk to her or see her soon puts less pressure on both of you to keep up appearances and expectations.

12. Gossip about her.

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Whether you are the oldest or the youngest, sometimes your sister just gets on your freaking nerves. At a certain point, you have to tell somebody! The good part about gossiping about your hermana is chances are, whatever you’re saying to somebody else is probably something you’ve already said to her face.

13. Act differently around her.

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We all have an outside persona that we project to the rest of the world. Our coworkers, friends, and classmates know one side of us, while our sisters know another. Instead of being called two-faced, with our best friends since birth we get to be our true selves with no negative consequences.

The Royal Baby Is Here And It’s A Big Moment For All Of Us Who Are Multiracial And Of Color

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The Royal Baby Is Here And It’s A Big Moment For All Of Us Who Are Multiracial And Of Color

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry — the Duke and Duchess of Sussex — announced to the world that their bundle of joy finally saw the light of day. The couple announced that their baby boy was born on May 6, coming in at  7lbs. 3oz. Nice job, guys!

Now, on the same day they presented the little dude to the public, we are finding out critical details like more importantly: HIS NAME!

The latest royal baby is named Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

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First, take a breath y’all.

Yes, it’s a damn long name, and we’re so here for it.

We take pride in our long names. It’s a cultural thing that many Latinos embrace.

We must admit, we were so curious to see how Meghan and Harry would name their child seeing that he has so much history on both sides.

This little baby has a lot to live up to. He’s got L.A. roots from his mother’s side and royalty on the other, so we think this combo of names is fitting. Don’t you?

Some people naturally thought the name is a tribute to actor KJ Apa who plays Archie on “Riverdale.”

We had no idea the royal couple were fans of the “Riverdale.” Though there could be other possibilities as to why they named him Archie.

The name Archie is also Prince George’s nickname, apparently.

We hope this baby name doesn’t cause too much family drama.

All we can say to Archie is, we get your struggle — and it’s going to be a long one.

Don’t worry, though, people will get over it in no time.

For the record, this is the longest Latino name ever.

You’re welcome.

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