Why Trump Is More Mexican Than My Mexican Tía

Donald Trump has always reminded me of someone. He’s loud, brassy, opinionated and loves being the center of attention. Those words also perfectly describe my Tía Gracia after a liquid lunch. In fact, the more I think about it, the more it hits me that Donald Trump and Tía Gracia are pretty much the same person.

Tía Gracia tackily uses Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get hammered on margaritas.

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

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Donald Trump tackily uses Cinco De Mayo to reach out to Latino voters.

Tía is obsessed with her hair and spends hours applying enough product to rip the ozone a new hole.

That's me…livin' young, and wild, and free. #donaldtrumpshair #trumpshairforprez #donaldtrump

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Trump’s luxurious pompadour would not look out of place on a Tejano album cover .

Tía threatens to have her downstairs neighbor deported any time he’s blasting Ramón Ayala after 10 p.m.


Donald Trump doesn’t care what time of day it is.

Tía Gracia’s favorite movie is “Scarface.”


Donald Trump is “Scarface.”

No. Seriously.

Anyone who surrounds themselves with that much gold is either Tony Montana or a dragon in a “Hobbit” movie.

Tía Gracia loves showing off her gaudy costume jewelry.

Donald Trump loves shiny things so much his buildings have grills.

Tía Gracia has three jobs and is always broke.


Donald Trump works all the time and has been evicted from his own buildings numerous times.

Donald Trump claims he’s never used an ATM.


Tía Gracia has never used an ATM either. She keeps her money hidden in her altar to Jesús Malverde, who has an amazing head of hair just like… yep, you guessed it! Donald Trump.

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