Why Trump Is More Mexican Than My Mexican Tía

Donald Trump has always reminded me of someone. He’s loud, brassy, opinionated and loves being the center of attention. Those words also perfectly describe my Tía Gracia after a liquid lunch. In fact, the more I think about it, the more it hits me that Donald Trump and Tía Gracia are pretty much the same person.

Tía Gracia tackily uses Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get hammered on margaritas.

Tía is obsessed with her hair and spends hours applying enough product to rip the ozone a new hole.

Tía threatens to have her downstairs neighbor deported any time he’s blasting Ramón Ayala after 10 p.m.

Tía Gracia’s favorite movie is “Scarface.”

No. Seriously.

Tía Gracia loves showing off her gaudy costume jewelry.

Tía Gracia has three jobs and is always broke.


Donald Trump claims he’s never used an ATM.


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