Tacos Before Vatos: Why We Single Ladies Live By This Motto
Who needs a man when you’ve got tortillas in your life? Tacos before vatos ?.
Beginning with the Exterior, He’s the Perfect Shade of Brown ?
He tans like a god.
And Is Always So Warm
He Wraps Himself Around All the Right Places… Just How You Like It
So many feels.
Being Versatile Is His Forte… Sometimes he’s sweet…
Other Times He’s Green
But He’s Most Comfortable Being His Normal Self
He Knows How to Dress Up…
…Or Keep It Casual When You Want to Let Your Hair Down
You Think He Still Looks Sexy AF When He’s a Hot Mess
And You Like that He’s Not Afraid to Get Down and Dirty
Things get reeeal dirty when it comes to tacos de barbacoa ?.
Regardless of What He’s Wearing, You Can Always Agree He Looks Best Naked
You Need Someone Strong, Right? He’s Got You
Talk about gainz.
Whenever You Need Support, You Can Count On Him
At Times, He Breaks Down and Shows His Sensitive Side
Feeling Left Out? Not to Worry, There’s a Tortilla to Fit Everyone
Whether you’re into small…
Or you like it a little bigger ?.
And You Won’t Ever Get Enough… You Can Have Him for Breakfast
It’s true love ❤️.
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