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Why My Life is Perfectly Fine without a Man

All my friends are showing off their cheesy engagement rings ?. Meanwhile, I’m over here like…

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Joven, otra orden de enchiladas por favor.

They’re either getting married or poppin babies.

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Only baby I’m having is a burrito baby.

And the only man I’m seeing is the one being chased by dozens of other women.

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But I can’t help it because the only things that make me happy are elotes and…

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Tacos… and I don’t descriminate.

READ: Tacos Before Vatos: Why We Single Ladies Live By This Motto

And the things that turn me on aren’t something guys are used to.

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They don’t know how to sext me.

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READ: This is Why Latinas Have No Need to Watch Porn

Or turn me on.

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Whatever though.

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A man won’t make me as happy as a plate full of tacos.

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