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Why My Life is Perfectly Fine without a Man

All my friends are showing off their cheesy engagement rings ?. Meanwhile, I’m over here like…

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Joven, otra orden de enchiladas por favor.

They’re either getting married or poppin babies.

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Only baby I’m having is a burrito baby.

And the only man I’m seeing is the one being chased by dozens of other women.

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But I can’t help it because the only things that make me happy are elotes and…

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Tacos… and I don’t descriminate.

READ: Tacos Before Vatos: Why We Single Ladies Live By This Motto

And the things that turn me on aren’t something guys are used to.

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They don’t know how to sext me.

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READ: This is Why Latinas Have No Need to Watch Porn

Or turn me on.

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Whatever though.

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A man won’t make me as happy as a plate full of tacos.

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Share if you’re team #TacosBeforeVatos!

Some Of These Celebrities Had Such A Painful Awkward Past… But They Give Us Hope

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Some Of These Celebrities Had Such A Painful Awkward Past… But They Give Us Hope

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This gives us hope for the future.

Michelle Rodriguez

This is not sexy at all. What the hell happened here? So many questions. Did she fall? Does she not own a swimsuit? Why didn’t anyone help her up? Who’s washing her clothes after this? Because why would anyone get in the water with jeans?

Selena Gomez

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This has to be one of the most meme-able photos of all time. There’s no better photo to represent a painful, awkward moment, than this. Selena, thank you.

Eva Longoria

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If berets weren’t awkward enough, throw in some velvet on it and make sure it’s baby blue.

READ: Eva Longoria: “I was the Ugly Duckling”

Jennifer Lopez

Run, J.Lo, run! It’s slightly comforting to know that no one looks good in track gear or running. All you Instagram models, we’re talking to you.

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Gael Garcia Bernal

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When he played a Furby.

Gloria Trevi

This was her signature look, el del pelo suelto, but it just looks like she was on her fifth day of dry shampoo.

Naya Rivera

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This was basically all of us during our teen years; the branded purse, the shiny top that looked like a nightgown and the chandelier earrings. And correct us if we’re wrong, but we’re pretty sure that mole didn’t make it to William McKinley High.

Demi Lovato

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If there’s anything we can learn about photo, it’s pay attention to lighting and angles because pictures last a lifetime.

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