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9 Mexican Food Items from Whole Foods that Deserve a ‘You Tried’ Sticker

Hey Whole Foods, we appreciate your attempts to make tasty and healthy Mexican food, but some of your products just aren’t cutting it.

There’s this “Mexican Grilled Corn.”

There’s also this thing. It’s supposed to be a burrito.

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Really, Whole Foods? That dead-looking burrito looks like it’s been decomposing for days.

Here are a few more “Burritos.”

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Pre-wrapped and sitting under a heat lamp? Those are going to be some really dry burritos.

WTF is kaleamole and who thought it was a good idea?

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Actually, your kaleamole looks more appetizing than your regular guacamole.

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Never in my life have I seen guacamole with that kind of texture.

Look at this sad-looking Mexican lunch.

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Every last bit of this meal seems questionable. Romaine lettuce? What is happening to the tomatoes and what kind of cheese is on the beans? What is lurking inside those enchiladas?

But wait – they’ve taken black beans to the “next level.”

There are also Brown Rice Tortillas… just let that sink in.

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Rice goes in the burrito so why make the tortilla out of it? Is whole wheat not trendy anymore?

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What the hell even are Sprouted Ancient Grains?

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Corn, flour, or wheat. Those are all the tortilla flavors you need.

Oh, did you know some Whole Foods markets have a taco stand?

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WHERE’S THE TAQUERO?! Watching the taquero hook up your tacos is the best part!

Hey, Whole Foods…

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