Where’s your girl at? I mean, if she’s always on her phone, why isn’t she responding to your text? Here’s a couple of things she might be doing…
Looking at engagement rings.
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Nimodo papá, time to start donating some blood. Oh! That’s why they call it a ‘blood diamond’!
Talking to her future suegra, AKA your mom.
“… and then he fell asleep and pooped his pants. Apoco no está cute?”
She’s throwing away your fútbol stuff.
Pretty soon, the only América you’ll be watching is America Ferrera on Ugly Betty.
She’s working giving your Facebook a facelift.
She probably posted a ton of your kissing pictures giving “se te apareció el diablo” a whole new meaning.
She’s giving your dog a makeover.
Pit bull meets Gloria Trevi!
She’s redecorating your apartment.
Hey, at least now your room has a swing… and Iggy Azalea.
She’s hiring a bruja to get you to propose.
Sorry, man. You can’t escape La Bruja del 71!
She found that special folder on your laptop.
Why do you even have a folder?! It’s called streaming, bro.
She’s messing with your X-Box.
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Her: You’re gonna have time for me now!
She left you for Chicharito.
A photo posted by Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez (@ch14_instagram) on
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Who’s scoring now?
She’s taking a vow of celibacy.
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Good thing I’m a locksmith! ?
She’s planning on running into your ex.
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Maybe you should just call…