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What Your Latina GF is Probably Up to When She Doesn’t Reply

Where’s your girl at? I mean, if she’s always on her phone, why isn’t she responding to your text? Here’s a couple of things she might be doing…

Looking at engagement rings.

JLo Ring
Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty

Nimodo papá, time to start donating some blood. Oh! That’s why they call it a ‘blood diamond’!

Talking to her future suegra, AKA your mom.

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“… and then he fell asleep and pooped his pants. Apoco no está cute?”

READ: 13 Things That Piss off Your Latina Mom Every Single Time

She’s throwing away your fútbol stuff.

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Credit: @nasciely.xo / Instagram

Pretty soon, the only América you’ll be watching is America Ferrera on Ugly Betty.

She’s working giving your Facebook a facelift.

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Credit: iStock

She probably posted a ton of your kissing pictures giving “se te apareció el diablo” a whole new meaning.

She’s giving your dog a makeover.

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Credit: dogsinduds.com

Pit bull meets Gloria Trevi!

READ: Hated Math? Loved Sports? How Pitbull’s New School Would have Been Perfect for You

She’s redecorating your apartment.

Iggy Room
Credit: @thenewclassic / Instagram

Hey, at least now your room has a swing… and Iggy Azalea.

She’s hiring a bruja to get you to propose.

La Bruja
Credit: Chespirito/Televisa/es.elchavo.wikia.com

Sorry, man. You can’t escape La Bruja del 71!

READ: Someone on Airbnb Will Get to Stay in El Chavo del Ocho’s Vecindad

She found that special folder on your laptop.

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Why do you even have a folder?! It’s called streaming, bro.

She’s messing with your X-Box.

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Her: You’re gonna have time for me now!

She left you for Chicharito.

Fe y confianza!!!… Muchísimas gracias por el gran apoyo en LA!… #blessed

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Credit: @ch14_instagram / Instagram

Who’s scoring now?

READ: Chicharito Can’t Hold Back the Tears When Talking About His Family

She’s taking a vow of celibacy.

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Credit: Robin Hood: Men In Tights/Twentieth Century Fox

Good thing I’m a locksmith! 😏

She’s planning on running into your ex.

Credit: Maria la del Barrio/Televisa

Maybe you should just call…

What do you think your gf’s up to when she doesn’t reply? Let us know and don’t forget to click the share button below to warn your friends!

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