What Latinas Really Want in Bed

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We want you on top and wrapped all over our skin.


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Not you, the San Marcos cobija.

After things start getting hot, we want you to make sure its wet. Real wet.

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A wet and cold towel under our neck always hits the spot and helps us cool off.

We want our time in bed to be super passionate.

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And watching telenovelas always hit the spot.

READ: How Telenovelas Lied to Us About Sex

We love when you show up with those magic pills that make us feel so good ?.

No me quiero levantar???

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Because nothing makes us feel better after a night of drinking than a couple Advil.

Most girls are against having an audience, but we don’t really mind.

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Your creepy luchador figurines don’t really bother us.

Our favorite activity in bed is always Netflix and chil…


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READ: This is Why Latinas Have No Need to Watch Porn

Our time in bed always has to end the right way.

Café de la olla #cafedelaolla #mexicancoffee #mexico #mexican #culture #traditional #delicious

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Café de la olla, please!

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Why My Life is Perfectly Fine without a Man


Why My Life is Perfectly Fine without a Man

All my friends are showing off their cheesy engagement rings ?. Meanwhile, I’m over here like…

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Joven, otra orden de enchiladas por favor.

They’re either getting married or poppin babies.

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Only baby I’m having is a burrito baby.

And the only man I’m seeing is the one being chased by dozens of other women.

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But I can’t help it because the only things that make me happy are elotes and…

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Tacos… and I don’t descriminate.

READ: Tacos Before Vatos: Why We Single Ladies Live By This Motto

And the things that turn me on aren’t something guys are used to.

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They don’t know how to sext me.

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READ: This is Why Latinas Have No Need to Watch Porn

Or turn me on.

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Whatever though.

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A man won’t make me as happy as a plate full of tacos.

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