When you’re the only girl in the family, you grow up just a little bit different.
You didn’t discover Barbies until you were thirteen…
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Because your parents gave you other knock-off dolls until you were officially a teenager…at which point your fascination was super awkward.
You had a black belt in tickling defense.
Because you always had to defend yourself against your three older brothers.
You’re a huge sports fan.
Other girls pretend to please their dates. Your date pretends to please you.
You had no one to ask about the growing lumps on your chest.
Asking your older brothers would be super awkward and borderline creepy.
You had no one to play dress up with.
Except that imaginary friend.
As a result, you were a total tomboy.
You have no trouble standing up for what you think is right.
Like watching novelas.
You hold the world record for nuggies recieved.
Ya that hasn’t stopped.
Your prom date was threatened by more than just your dad at the door.
No wonder it didn’t last.
But you were always protected. No one could mess with their only sister…